Stupid things you shouldn't do but you do them anyway

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We all know I'm guilty of this, so I'l keep it brief 8F

Don't clean laminate flooring with furniture polish, me and the kid have been skating around on our arses for days, it makes the floor so slippy 8F

Also, don't staple your thumb when you are bored in work to see if it hurts. It does

Don't stick knives in the toaster.... Ive not been caught out by this yet, but I do it that often I'm sure I will do soon 8F

Dont put ice cream in the microwave, have some patience and let if melt abit on its own ¬_¬

Don't stick hoovers in pc's. It breaks them :sad:

Don't think it's a good idea to climb across a loch gate when you can't swim, pissed as a fart to get to an all night Asda that turns out to be a Tesco when you're hungry after a night out which is CLOSED anyway :rage:

I'm doine 8F
 
That is also a good point, Ive been staying up FAR too late the last couple of weeks for NO reason and Ive been really tired too ]: Mornings cripple me :gonk:
 
[Can we please put a bit more thought into our posts so that they aren't spammy one liners. This is Costa Del Sol not Spam. Thanks. =)]

EDIT: Didn't realise that this was in Spam before.

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Don't throw your phone at a wall and then whine when a part of it falls off. v_v

I've done this so many times and it's always when I'm angry and then I get angrier when I see that my phone has yet again got a scratch or bit falling off it.

Don't eat fatty greasy foods and then whine when you bloat and look fat. <_<

I always say that I'll go off the junk food and then I eat a packet of chips and bloat and then bitch about my belly. v_v

I'll think of more later. XD
 
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Don't make plans for tomorrow when it's midnight: It ruins them, I planned to get up early in the morning to do GFX then work then relax, unfortunately I woke up at 11am. Not amused.

Don't eat too much when you're hungry: I always thought if I went to swimming it'll burn the fat/sugers/whatev. off but I couldn't do that becuase I didn't go for weeks because of other important reason... ):
 
Dont get mad at a game totally winning you, then fling the game out the window and expect it to work again. Thats not how it goes :mokken:
 
wank with the door open

piss with the door open

walk around the house naked looking for my clean clothes with the door open

eat really good food from the fridge even though sometimes i know my mom has plans for it :wacky:

throwing controllers and screaming vulgar statements at the top of my lungs :monster:

go play video games when I have something cooking on the stove, which always leads to ruined food D:

That's all I can think of :gmonster:
 
This one is for Steve:

Putting Shrimp and other weird fish from the ocean into your nice clean tank that have store bought fish in them. Don't then whine about it all getting contaminated when I already told you it was a bad idea! :gasp:

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Staying up until midnight when I knew that I had to wake up at 5:30 in the morning.
Obviously I am going to be dead. <_<

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Buying ham and bread and fruits, that I say I'll eat in order to start my healthy diet, only to have to throw them out the next week because I conveniently forgot about them whilst eating junkie foods.
 
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- Dont drink coffee before bed, thats to get you out of bed in morning silly billy ^^
- Dont say you arent going to drink, then pester me for a sip of my pint!!
- Dont lick batteries ... just dont lol :D
 
I procrastinate soo badly... I'm the worst. Especially since my school uses turnitin.com, I have to get 3 page essays done and into the site by midnight. I usually start at ten...

And I stay up waaay to late. Usually I sleep in English because I've only had 4 or 5 hours of sleep -.-
 
1) Leaving homework and coursework to nearly the last minute.

2) Leaving the TV on for hours every day.

3) Talking ultra-loudly in class during my English Language class. It pisses off my teacher so many times that I'm famous for it.

4) Playing on my iPhone during History.

5) Sneaking off to the Final Fantasy Forums in college.

6) Make an odd noise in my mouth that sounds like electricity crackling intensely.

7) Giggling uncontrollably at some people's hair.
 
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go play video games when I have something cooking on the stove, which always leads to ruined food D:
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Oh god, I do that so much :rage:

I'm a huge procrastinator, it's unbelievable. I'm always at least 20 minutes late to anything, and if I have a paper to do I'll wait until the last day. If I need laundry done for the morning, I'll wait until 11 PM. If I need to buy something but am just too lazy to get it, I'll wait until the next day, when usually I'll be needing it in a few hours. This all leads to being an extremely unreliable person and I hate being like that.

Crack my fingers/toes. I don't mind the sound of it but most people do, especially my mom. I do this so often, and I hate how loud it can be.

Amazon. I have bought so much from that site that I rarely use it's incredible. "One-click" is not convenient in the long run.

Coffee before bed, yes that's a huge one. I always do this.

Think about stupid and/or funny things when I'm supposed to be quiet. It leads to laughter and then I end up making a fool out of myself.

I know there was something else I wanted to post, ah well I'll edit it when I remember.
 
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Leave your student card in the library... means people cannot go on the computer you were just using, causing a gigantic confusion as to where the person who was using that computer is... >_<
 
Working out before bed, I have done it quite a bit in the past and generally stay away from it now. With adrenaline pumping, its very hard to get to sleep. I can honestly only think of one thing to sleep.. and that shall be left out.

Running in the rain. I've done it quite a bit in the past, and some say its best not to some say it shouldn't matter, but every time I wake up the next day I'm sick, despite how many vitamins I take.
 
Speaking of rain...I probably shouldn't wear flats in the rain. The ones I wear are honestly like not wearing shoes at all. They're super cute, but they're definitely not made for that kind of weather. I might as well not be wearing shoes at all.
 
Not choosing the right answer on a multiple choice quiz, even though you know the answer you picked is wrong and you know which one's right. <--- HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME GOSH
 
Staying up till 2am when you have an exam in the morning lol,i don't recommend it :D

throwing controllers at the wall cause i died so much on CoD Mw2 multiplayer and stuck on a level of killzone (luckily the controller was in one peice :D )

Falling asleep listening to ipod and reading a book with a light on then waking up in the morning with a bright light burning my eyes,a book sprawled on my face and no battery left on my ipod :(
 
Punching things when you are mad.

I tend to express any feeling that isn't joy (ie. fear, vulnerability, sadness, etc) with anger and I end up taking it out on whatever is near that I can punch. This morning as I was getting ready, just about everything was getting on my nerves, so I stopped, felt this surge of anger and punched the bathroom door really hard.

Luckily, I didn't break the skin or do any more damage, but it did hurt. I've done worse, though.
 
1. Don't steal your desktop publishing teacher's colored pencil and blame your pentagram drawings on her other classes.:P
2. Don't steal your older brother's flash drive out of hate.
3. Yes, I've done these things!!
4. Whatever you do... Don't get caught fangirling or fanboying with racy video game pics....
5. I snuck out of the house and went for a stroll around town while my older brother was in his room making out with his ex-girlfriend and while he was with his dumb buddies, I went to the library and then went to the nearby convenience store two times and bought candy, soda and ice cream.
6. shaking the PSP when a character loses a battle.
7. sneak some change to buy a snack....
8. Firion is going to kill me for all these things...
 
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