My Muse ticket has been dispatched

[Bambi]

Oyas

Just thought you'd all like to know

/Cue *Muse are shite* replies

But I don't care

I'm gunna be all over Matt like a tramp on chips, I'l tunnel my way past his security

 

[Harlequin]

Just blag that you're part of some local 'youth' radio and meet him

 

[Bambi]

I'l be too busy foaming at the mouth, I'l probably get sectioned before they even come out

 

[Harlequin]

That's how I met SoilnPIMP (who?)

 

[Gaige]

Happy lunacy.

 

[Bambi]

(who?)

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There's no way they'd buy it, they'd be able to smell crazed fan all over me, I'm sure

 

[Sullivan0930]

get a wheelchair and have someone push you saying your dying and to meet this guy is your one and only wish. the foaming at the mouth and shaking would just make it more believable. youll be backstage in no time.

 

[Bambi]

My mates a nurse, I bet she can get me a wheelchair

 

[The Witch]

Do it. It's totally worth lying for.

 

[Bambi]

It rly rly is as well

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Why hasn't mine been sent out?

 

[Bambi]

I dunno

Write a strongly worded letter of comaplaint

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I blame you.

 

[Bambi]

What did I do?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Nothing yet. But you will...

 

[Bambi]

Have you seen the tickets? They are pretty

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You're rubbing it in now.

 

[Bambi]

I've not got it yet

I was looking at them on ebay when I was thinking about selling my ticket xD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm waiting for them to release the Wembley posters. All the other tour dates had their posters released months ago, but the two UK ones still haven't been.

 

[Bambi]

They like to make us wait