Member Joke Thread!

[Ziggles]

Exactly that! post your joke it can be a word joke or a word joke. if it has an answer black it out please


3 men were talking in a cafe. One claimed he had the smallest arm in the world. Another claimed he had the smallest head in the world. The third claimed he had the smallest dick in the world. So they called Guiness World Records to find out. The first man said happily, "Alright! I do have the smallest arm in the world!" The second man said happily, "Yes! Smallest head in the world alright!" The third man said angrily, "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!?"
lmao

 

[Servo_Non]

A little girl is given a homeowkr assignment. What is the difference between theoretically and realistically? She is puzzled so goes to ask her father.

'Daddy, what's the difference between theoretically and realistically?'

The dad thinks for a while then looks at the girl 'Ok, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with David Beckham for 3 million pounds.'

The little girl runs off and then scampers back a little while later.

'Dad, she said she would'

'Alright, now go and ask your sister if she would do the same.'

Once again the girl runs off for a while and then returns.

'Dad, she said she would as well.'

'Hmm, alright now go and ask your brother if he would sleep with Beckham for 3 million pounds'

Once again the girl goes off and comes back.

'He said he would too.'

The dad kneels down.

'Ok, well theoretically we're sitting on 9 million pounds. Realistically though we live with two whores and a poof.'

*drum roll*