Lucas and Boney, WE MAKE HISTORY!

Cecil Strife

A.K.A. Cecil Strife
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQvsY6RdN70

Maybe the catchiest rap ever.

KatonAkerya as Lucas.
vicsedobean as Boney.

Lyrics:

LUCAS

Yo is this alright? Is it finally time?
Can I really step up, and unleash this rhyme?
All of the skills that we got, can they really win out?
We just gotta go for it now, this ain't no time for doubt!

I was brought up to be kind, never to bring the hate.
But only now can I really serve their heads on a plate!
This is all I dreamed of, everyday of my life.
So let's step up to bat, and blow away this strife!

When I place mouth to mic, you best be believin'
That my PK Love'll ain't nothin' next to my word-weavin'.
Back in Tazmily, they don't expect this from me.
Just a crybaby, they say and leave me to be.

But this is why I was born, what is deep in my skin.
Despite my ice-cream head, I am B.I.G. akin.
Now you better be scared, and prepare for despair.
Cower and say a prayer, 'cause this event is rare.

CHORUS
(Boney and me), we make history.
Don't step to us, or you will be made tame.
Lucas and me, we make history.
(Despite the lack of prior rap in Tazmily!)
Don't step to me, we make history!
Despite my collar, you'll find I'm a baller!
(Man, can'tcha see), we make history!
(I'd stomp you to the ground, if I's a li'l bit taller!)

BONEY
My name is Boney, and dis' my friend Lucas.
My nose can pick up scents, and his is full of mucus.
Right now I be sniffin' up the stank of yo' rhymes.
And from the mouth that is mine, I'm here to sentence you time.

My bite is way worse than the game I spit,
I mean, my bite is way worse than my BARK, dang it!
I'll bury you in the dirt like I bury a bone,
But if I did, you might be grateful that I left you alone.

So I don't have fleas, but I will bust up your knees.
I'll make ya say "please", then toss you in the levees.
Drag' yo sorry tails way on back to Tazmily,
And y'all will then see that Boney is King!

Me and Lucas, we're the ones who gonna end on top.
Ya both burn't, and we're out to make your hearts stop.
Ya can't comprehend the freakishness of our guile,
So let's end this up, finish this, Doggie style!

CHORUS
Lucas and me, we make history!
Don't let his icecream head fool you, now!
(Boney and me), we make history!
(This dog he's got more bark than a simple "bow wow!")
I'm sure you agree, we make history!
Just give it up, and turn yourselves in.

(Now then, now that you both are realizing that you ain't got sshhheeeeeooooot...)

BOTH
BEAT IT!
 
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