... I don't never want to feel so down."
Let's hear all them great stories about drunken behaviour.
Just last night I had an absolutely crazy night. It was all normal until around 2am when we got kicked out of the club we were at. So we all hung around outside for a while having a bit of a crack, like you do. One of my mates pulled, and she was trying to persuade him to go back to hers. Then somehow it ended up me, him and two other mates went back with her and two of her mates.
So we got them home, and one of the lasses went to bed, while the rest of us decided to walk all the way to Tesco's to see someone else we know who works the late shift.
So we got to Tesco's and annoyed him, and my mate walked off with the girl he pulled to go and see the chickens roasting. When we found them again, he'd bought a big naan bread for some reason. Then we decided to leave, and on the way out, being the cocky cunt that I am, I decided to leap frog over all of the bollards to stop cars going on the path. My hand slipped on the last one because it was raining, and that resulted in a huge bruise on the inside of my right leg. So the other lass picked me up off the floor, and we got talking and got on really well. That all got ruined when her friend comes out with "she fancies you by the waaaaaaaaaay" and then she barely talked to me again all night. Ah well.
So we walked home, listening to Muse on my phone, and again being a cocky bastard, I lea-frogged a load more bollards on the bridge. I got over them all, and then as a finale I thought I'd show off and go over a bin. I got up alright, but I didn't have the reach to push myself right over and all that got me there was my momentum from my jump so I ended up crashing down onto my ankle, and it's really badly twisted. That whole scene must have looked odd; me laying there, not moving, with Invincible blaring out of my back pocket.
We eventually got back to this girl's house, and by this time it's about 4am. We all went in and sat up for ages making sexual innuendos and other random crap, while eating naan bread. Then at about 5-ish, we went to bed. The light was busted, so we had to change the light bulb in the dark which was epic. We stayed up for about another hour making more innuendos ("boys, get in bed NOW!") until eventually at quarter to six, me and one of the other lads decided to go home.
All in all, that was one mad night/morning.
Top that.
Let's hear all them great stories about drunken behaviour.
Just last night I had an absolutely crazy night. It was all normal until around 2am when we got kicked out of the club we were at. So we all hung around outside for a while having a bit of a crack, like you do. One of my mates pulled, and she was trying to persuade him to go back to hers. Then somehow it ended up me, him and two other mates went back with her and two of her mates.
So we got them home, and one of the lasses went to bed, while the rest of us decided to walk all the way to Tesco's to see someone else we know who works the late shift.
So we got to Tesco's and annoyed him, and my mate walked off with the girl he pulled to go and see the chickens roasting. When we found them again, he'd bought a big naan bread for some reason. Then we decided to leave, and on the way out, being the cocky cunt that I am, I decided to leap frog over all of the bollards to stop cars going on the path. My hand slipped on the last one because it was raining, and that resulted in a huge bruise on the inside of my right leg. So the other lass picked me up off the floor, and we got talking and got on really well. That all got ruined when her friend comes out with "she fancies you by the waaaaaaaaaay" and then she barely talked to me again all night. Ah well.
So we walked home, listening to Muse on my phone, and again being a cocky bastard, I lea-frogged a load more bollards on the bridge. I got over them all, and then as a finale I thought I'd show off and go over a bin. I got up alright, but I didn't have the reach to push myself right over and all that got me there was my momentum from my jump so I ended up crashing down onto my ankle, and it's really badly twisted. That whole scene must have looked odd; me laying there, not moving, with Invincible blaring out of my back pocket.
We eventually got back to this girl's house, and by this time it's about 4am. We all went in and sat up for ages making sexual innuendos and other random crap, while eating naan bread. Then at about 5-ish, we went to bed. The light was busted, so we had to change the light bulb in the dark which was epic. We stayed up for about another hour making more innuendos ("boys, get in bed NOW!") until eventually at quarter to six, me and one of the other lads decided to go home.
All in all, that was one mad night/morning.
Top that.