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I've seen this around, hope it hasn't been done here.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


My guess...around 25. I'd probably easily take out the first 10-15 before getting a little tired, then the numbers advantage the 5-year olds have would overtake me.
 
heh, this is pretty harch, but i think i wouldn't be able to take down 1... eventhough i'm 16 years old i'm too kind hearted to even hit my worst enemy... let stand a 5year old
 
id be able to take on as many as possible until i get tired. id just keep kicking them lol.

so about 25-50 *depends on how much energy i have*

but give me an infinite supply of pepper spray and i shall rule the world.

And DS if you trained Jackie chan you'd be about 75 years old now. Have fun with that pension ;)
 
I'd say none, cos I can't stand hitting little kids...


...then you mentioned that they'll be American. You going down you yankee little shits! Fooking savage them in the throats, pull them by the hair and swing them, kicks to the face, smack the heads agains the walls, none shall be left alive by the legendary Moonchild and his infamous Super Strong Madras Fart Blast! :D

FOOKING AVE IT YA BASTADS!!!
 
I'd say none, cos I can't stand hitting little kids...


...then you mentioned that they'll be American. You going down you yankee little shits! Fooking savage them in the throats, pull them by the hair and swing them, kicks to the face, smack the heads agains the walls, none shall be left alive by the legendary Moonchild and his infamous Super Strong Madras Fart Blast! :D

FOOKING AVE IT YA BASTADS!!!

A true Englishman by his own right. XD

Hmmm, if I was to be attacked by crazy five year old children with the inent of kicking my ass to the point of fainting, I'd fight back.

I'm a tall guy, so I'd have a distance advantage. I wouldn't be able to say how many I could take, but by god; Some will fall.
 
If I get angry at that time I'd beat some on them.But if I'm calm I never harm anyone.So it really depends.
 
And DS if you trained Jackie chan you'd be about 75 years old now. Have fun with that pension
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Good point.
You going down you yankee little shits!
Are u crazy?!!Yankees rules man.
Hmmm, if I was to be attacked by crazy five year old children with the inent of kicking my ass to the point of fainting, I'd fight back.
Hahahaa that was funny.
I'm a tall guy, so I'd have a distance advantage. I wouldn't be able to say how many I could take, but by god; Some will fall.
They are kung fu psychos they'll kick your ass.
 
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