Did you know?

[Will Graham]

It's already bright by this hour, like wow I assumed the sun rose with me mid-afternoon

 

[Bambi]

You have sun? ]:

 

[Will Graham]

Sunlight to be exact, and grey cluds that seem like they'll rain as soon as I start my walk home

 

[Bambi]

I need to go out in it as well ]:

 

[Will Graham]

It's a tough life, what are you up to anyways

 

[Bambi]

I just need some juice coz I run out

And that is going to be the highlight of my day. So, nothing

I suppose I could wander up to the docs, sit in their for about 15 years. I hate having to go sit there bored for ages just for my pill, IM NOT EVEN GETTING ANY

 

[Will Graham]

I fucking love juice!

Not getting any psh go 19 years

 

[Bambi]

I already have done, well, 16 years, but still, been there

 

[Will Graham]

Aw man it's the later years that it gets worse, I'm not that fussed but I need to pretend I am as part of 'Man Rules'

I know a girl who goes on the pill just cos it makes her bewbs bigger

 

[Bambi]

If only

I only went on mine the first time to control my periods

 

[Will Graham]

It sounds like a miracle pill

 

[Bambi]

only reason my boobs are getting bigger is because Im getting fat

 

[Will Graham]

I'm sure that isn't true, and even if it was(which I am not implying I think at all), at least you aren't one of those fat birds who are fat and flat chested and it's like WTH

 

[Bambi]

hahahaha, aw that would be such a double blow xD

 

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[Will Graham]

I know one thouigh she looks like she just came out of a skip anyways, don't worry she also has one of the meanest bitchiest personalities ever

 

[Bambi]

bet she's not getting any either then

 

[Will Graham]

Wrongo, she has found the only other creature in existence rehensible enough to 'get on that' it's actually stomach turning to see them out warbling about

 

[Bambi]

why can fat ugly wankers get men and I can't?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

why can fat ugly wankers get men and I can't?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

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