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The Six vs Ayatai trial was anything but Sweet in the FFF courtroom. Six’s lawyer, Ribbit, was was fierce and Evil, but Ayatai’s lawyer, ZaXo Ken'Ichi, had a few Apple’s up his sleeves as well. What was Six suing Ayatai for? Well, it was no secret that Ayatai was well known for illegally owning both Belhelmels and Honey Badgers, but what the forums wasn’t expecting was when Ayatai left a Silky Chocobo-sized turd in Six’s bed one night when she was at the Birthweek Summertime Sappiness writing event last year. Sure, Six isn’t perfect either, as she was also caught drinking mega pints of Seductive Coca Cola while snorting Wonderful amounts of Behemoth Steak in the back seat of the Lunar Whale, but does that mean Six deserved to have Ayatai throw a Platypus at her and cut off her Nose? I guess it was no Furry surprise when the Flappy jury ruled in favor of Six, but not before ZaXo Ken’Ichi annoyed Judge Harlequin with each one of his π objections in regards to the Peachy Gorgon incident. Maybe next time Ayatai can get a better lawyer, like Rey, who is better known for his Weird approach of using Anime Body Pillows and Anroids as props.