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Carlos is a bandit and con-artist who has been unsettling the forums since getting himself banished from his cactuar tribe. Carlos has been popping up in our forums and scattering his hate-inducing needles into various threads. Whenever we flame and spout hate at one another that is the poisonous needle of Carlos doing its work! Now a bounty has been placed on his head, and he must be brought to justice and pay the ultimate penalty!
We cannot allow this to continue! So do us a favour and be tempted by the bounty and execute him!
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Someone may post...
‘Carlos is ripped limb from limb by a group of frenzied Dionysos-worshiping maenads’.
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Carlos is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Carlos has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Carlos has a starting HP of 100. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Carlos’ HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Carlos’ injuries and calculate his current HP.
Carlos will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Carlos will be crowned the winner.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Carlos. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Carlos!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
1st place - 400 Gil
2nd place – 250 Gil
3rd place – 100 Gil
50 Gil will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current Status of Carlos:
Current Total HP = 0.
Carlos is dead!