Best Pickup Lines

Guy: "Hey! You dropped something!?"

Chick: "What?"

Guy: "My jaw."
 
the down under one said by Dark Tifa's friend is awesome

also, there's......"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag." that ones just funny.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

that's a pretty good one...
 
"Are you an angel? Because I've got an erection!"

"Oh my god! There's been another terrorist attack, in this town! Quick, lets go back to my place...but first let's stop by CVS and pick up alot of condoms. Cmon, quick!"
 
In my experience, there's no such thing as a 'good' pickup line *shakes head sadly* ;_;

The other day I was walking through town and got "Hey Darlin, congratulations on your good looks!"



...'congratulations'? =_=

I give up T_T
 
did they also give you a blue ribbon and a coupon to Applebee's?

I've never ever used one and dont plan on it. Unless I am really really drunk.
BTW, I like the new ones Im hearing, keep em coming
 
"If you were the longest sheep fence in the world, my heart would never escape."

Works every time.
 
Hey Melancholy Rockit, your mama's so ugly, she has to do her trick-or-treat'n online.

Wait, that's a different topic...
 
I can't take credit for this one, but it works for me. You find a girl sitting alone at a bar, and you approach her with the following, "Hey,are you gonna be walking to your car alone, later tonight? 'Cuz I'm just gonna sit here and watch you."


 
"Hey, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to put you on the notice that I was noticing you too."
-from a TV show
 
  1. Are you from Tennessee? 'Cuz you're the only ten I see!
  2. Is that a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I see myself in them! (With you, of course, 'cuz if I just wore your pants for no reason, then that would be weird...)
  3. Do you have any (Insert YOUR race here, for me, its the following:) Asian in you? No? You want some?
  4. Do your legs hurt? 'Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!
  5. Does your butt hurt? 'Cuz you just fell from heaven!
  6. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty, no, twenty bucks?
  7. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  8. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
  9. That skirt looks great on you, but it'd look even better on the floor by my bed...
  10. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  11. If I were you, I'd go out with me...
  12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Keep in mind, all of these aren't mine own, my friends helped contribute to this glorious list. :D
 
Random trivia: there's actually a rejection hotline here in Australia (and probaby the US, too) which is just a mobile phone number you can give out to people who ask for your number. When they call it, however, it's an automated message which says "Hi! Welcome to the Rejection Hotline. I'm afraid you've been rejected, and the person who gave you this number never wants to see you again." etc etc :P
 
OMG, yeah, there's one like that in NY. I don't recall the number (google, or any other generic, run of the mill search engine can fix that!) but yeah, it's so funny!
 
I will not forgive the offtopic ness of the comment you made in topic in the offtopic topics board. never. well, this one time.

isnt it free?
 
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