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  1. Mr. Gorilla

    Gaming Wishlist 2011

    Wii: Zelda: Skyward Sword DS: Pokemon: Black and White (Shit son, almost out) PC: Dragon Age II Mass Effect 3 Duke Nukem Forever (Just because) Deus Ex: Human Revolution Diablo III Guild Wars 2 Star Wars: The Old Republic PS3: L.A. Noire Uncharted 3 Batman: Arkham City The Last...
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    Why FFXIII is a GOOD game

    Well, firstly, I'm confused; what relevance does that Metacritic quote hold? Secondly, why does what Metacritic says matter? This is about your own opinions, my own opinions, and everyone else's in this thread. Doesn't necessarily justify something's quality. Insane Clown Posse was...
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    Nintendo Skyward Sword Trailer

    I take it this new character is the villain; he's going to follow the "OHOHOHOHOHO I AM AN ECCENTRIC FOP" archetype, and he will make all of Hyrule bow to his fabulousness because they aren't fancy enough for him.
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    Why FFXIII is a GOOD game

    I know that; I'm not talking about whether or not Hope should be less emotional, though. I'm talking about how the narrative is structured and how much screen time it gets. For all I know, Cloud could have been crying his eyes out when off-screen; the game didn't show us that, though, because...
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    Do you think FF XIV is going to die?

    Honestly, I think that it's silly for them to try and repair the game. Maybe they will make it better, but from a business standpoint, they're only digging a hole for themselves; they had their chance to gain a following when they released it, but their drive to beat WoW Cataclysm to the market...
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    Why FFXIII is a GOOD game

    Yes, it's realistic for a teenage boy to be all upset about it and shit, and I don't mind the story touching upon it. The thing is, though, is that realism is often the exact opposite of quality in story-telling; especially for multiple-hour epics such as Final Fantasy. Touching upon death/loss...
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    Why FFXIII is a GOOD game

    Heavily disagree with this. The gameplay was terrible; it could've been something great, if a little more time and effort was put in to it, but what was released is simply unacceptable. Abilities/skills have little variation and the entire thing doesn't allow for any strategic depth; battles...
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    If you could change FFX in any way, what would you do?

    1. Get new voice-actors. 2. New level designs; many of the areas were rather linear, and the game didn't allow much room for exploration (Which is something the earlier FFs satisfied by including world maps and layered dungeons).
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    FFXII: Love It or Hate It?

    FFXII was a quality game that did many things swell, but with all of those swell things being abandoned in FFXIII for some stupid-ass reason. The plot wasn't all that great (It was one big Star Wars rip-off), but the actual game was top-notch. Wide, open environments to explore, a shit-ton of...
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    You know, I often flip-flop on this subject. On one hand, FFVII could use a graphical update; the pre-rendered environments certainly haven't help up over the years. On the other hand, I doubt the collective clusterfuck that is modern Square-Enix has enough talent left to remake FFVII while...
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    General FF Discussion Thread

    They feast within the halls of Asgard. Duh.
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    Kids movies and quality

    Goodness no. There is absolutely no excuse for a children's movie being shit because quality is completely separate from consumer appeal (Pretty much all of Pixar's stuff and alot of Dreamworks' more recent stuff, as well as other amazing stuff like Despicable Me, are proof of this). The...
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    Yo Momma Jokes

    Yo momma so old her breast milk comes powdered.
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    [FF IX] Necron

    Remember Zeromus? Yeah, Necron wasn't out of the ordinary for the series. They've had their fair share of Giant Space Fleas From Nowhere.
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    Yo Momma Jokes

    Yo momma's glasses so thick when she looks down at a map she sees people waving at her.
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    Aerith or Aeris

    Usually Aeris, because I'm lazy and I have to make a conscious effort to call her "Aerith." On a side note, language mistranslations/fuck-ups aren't always a bad thing; "Donkey Kong" is an infinitely better-sounding name than "Stupid Ape." I'd say the same for Aeris in comparison to Aerith.
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    Black Materia Rap Album

    Couldn't find it on Youtube; here's a link to my favorite. http://random.bandcamp.com/track/cry-of-the-planet
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    Ideas for a GoW/Darksiders style Final Fantasy

    There's still a place in the market for command-based combat; it just needs to... evolve a bit, which would be better for Square-Enix as they, historically, haven't been all that great with direct-input combat (Though Versus looks promising). What they should do is add in some Tactical RPG...
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    Black Materia Rap Album

    Discuss. One of the most amazing tributes ever, it's awesome in both geeky and badass ways. It's by Random, an underground artist known in part for his previous Mega Ran works.
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    Multiple Platforms Dark Souls

    It has something to do with licensing, I believe. If they wanted to call it "Demon's Souls 2," it would have to be PS3 exclusive (Which would actually be the ethical thing to do (Aside from putting it on the PS3 and PC), considering that the Xbox 360 is really a mediocre PC that has stolen...
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