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I've been revisiting Atomic Shrimp's budget food challenge videos. I initially came to his channel for the entertaining scambaiting videos (which I'm sure is completely unrelated to how I conjured up the idea of writing a story about Wakka getting into an advance fee scam!), but ended up staying...

I had to give A Midwinter Night's Bream my vote and it deserves a proper shout-out. Firstly because I just realised what the title actually says, and I'm a sucker for fishy puns. :lew: It's very challenging to write a short story that comprises a stage play with stage directions, recited...

The polls have closed and we have joint winners! So congratulations to: ENTRY #5 - The Jyscal Guado Legacy Fund - by Linnaete and ENTRY #6 - How I survived the K-T extinction and befriended Dan - by Desktop Trice- wait, hang on. [consults notes] Dionysos was ghost writer, so he technically...

Joke number 3 is the sort of joke that Biran and Yenke would happily make if they were a bit smarter. :wacky:

Spoiler alert: the elves are STILL on strike and will continue to go on strike after New Year. 🎄 E N T R Y - # 1 Snow Place Like Home 🎄 E N T R Y - # 2 How's your mother 🎄 E N T R Y - #3 A Midwinter Night's Bream 🎄 E N T R Y - #4 A Joseph Brown Christmas 🎄 E N T R...

I see your Teethabrush and raise you... the Aerith-resher. Or Aeri-sol?

Theme #3 - Tifa or Aerith me: why drop my pretense of neutrality and pick one or the other when I can draw both? EDIT: Aerith's doing a terrible job of strangling Tifa to death

PROMPT #3 Tifa or Aerith

Theme #2: Alternate dimension Final Fantasy characters

You traitorous sack of shoopuf shit, LJ. I wish you nothing but the worst form of physical and mental displeasure imaginable. You will find no peace or reprieve every time you spot a treasure chest and rush to investigate its contents, because there's always a chance it will contain me inside...

I should just steal Tami's gift. It's the only morally correct and proper thing to do. But alas, I choose to be magnanimous today, so I will kick open treasure chest #7 and pray I'm not about to suffer the same fate as this guy:

I am so sorry, Crash fans. You had a small re-renaissance with the remastered trilogy and a new mainline game, but the powers that be at Activision do not appear interested in greenlighting another proper follow-up. But that's okay, you can join the Ratchet and Clank Club too. It looks to have...

PROMPT #2 Alternate dimension Final Fantasy characters What does that mean? It means take a Final Fantasy character of your choice and chuck 'em into a completely different universe. Steiner could be in the middle of a Victorian murder scene. Maybe Squall is now a My Little Pony character...

Open your diaries, everyone. The next mainline Final Fantasy game will hit storefronts on 22 June 2023 as announced in the game's new 'Revenge' trailer at the tail end of Geoff Keighley's The Game Awards 2022 show. For those of you with the deep wallets and deep shelf spaces, there is a myriad...

Theme #1 - Elf or centaur me: why not both?

I will accept your entry, but for future reference I may need to slightly tweak the wording of the rules to make it clear that participants should send entries to me in private with a link to a Google docs page.

SOLDIER Director: "You three wish to join SOLDIER? Alright, tell me what each of you brings to the table." Candidate A: "I can do 1,000 squats without breaking a sweat." Candidate B: "I got top marks on a shooting course back home at Junon, sir!" Candidate C: "I have the power of hindsight."...

PROMPT #1 Elf or centaur ...wait, who chose this theme and what does any of this have to do with Christmas? Dave the Elven Centaur, is this your doing?

Yes, I didn't realise it'd be named Drawcember 2022 until it was too late. Welcome to Drawcember 2022: low budget edition. The above is Dave the Elven Centaur and he will be my cohost for this event. Think of him as a...stationary, non-vocal, less kawaii and definitely less annoying VTuber...

Not pictured: Six as one of the elves on strike this year Well, everyone is on strike this December. Including the elves. Turns out making them labour under intensive conditions annually to mass produce disposable tat for children gives them weird ideas like...basic workers' rights and a a...