TifaooooooooOOooOOoooOooooOooooo!
I'm singing the blues.......
*Cloud is dead 8 years after Advent Children.... who killed him?!?!?!*
*7 Years Ago*
T: *On Cell* Cloud come back! We can cure your gigantic head disease! You don't look like a Yoshi! Come on Cloud
Cloud: *On Cell* Tifa just leave me alone, I need some to dance! Dance it all out! *Dances and hangs up phone* Oh Yes! Dancing Spree! *Shot in the leg* What the heck!?!!?!
Unknown Man: Hahahahaha! Yoshi dude now looks like a punk who looks like a Yoshi!! Freak! *Runs off8
Cloud: Just Keep Dancing to the Music *Music Playing: Gimme More- Brittany Spears* Giimme Gimme More, Gimme More Gimme More! *Hit in the head with a baseball*
Unkonwn Man: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I gave you all I got dude!
Cloud: *Angry Pacifist* I am going to kick the Bazontia's out of you! *Weilds new plastic sword*
UM: *Gets Gun Ready*
Cloud: Never mind.... *runs away*
END OF CHAPTER 1!
We learned
-Cloud has lost part of his head
-Unknown Man has a gun and had a baseball
-Cloud had a minor concussion and is emo and girlish

Um...
Aerith returned from the dead and planned to take revenge from Cloud, and killed him?
Or maybe Tifa got angry at Cloud for liking Aerith more than Tifa, and killed him?

That wasn't a question.................... It was a phrase....
Btw. Someone unbanned you from the Shoutbox!

I liked the imagery used in the first paragraph. It really touched me deep down and made me wanted to read on...

Why thank you!
CHAPTER 2! Cloud meets an old buddy!

Cloud:*on his bike down a lonely highway in a desert*
Vincent: Beep Beep!*Vicent slams the brakes on his new tour bus*
Cloud: .... *Is amazed at Vicent's tour bus and slams the brakes* Vicent, why the heck do you have a tour bus and why are you taking up both lanes on the road?
Vicent: Fool! This is not my tour bus! This is me! *Vicent detransforms into his self* I am trying a new type of spells, something Cid came up with, an expansion to my gun *Vicent shows Cloud his gun* See if you see here.... *Vicent uses a transformation spell to change his gun into a machine gun* I can get other guns instanly!
Cloud: That's gunatastic!
Vicent:.... No... Never ever talk again.. Until again Cloud-san *Vicent changes into his ship* Adios Emo Boy!
Cloud: Goodbye you living.. nevermind *Cloud gets on his bike and heads over to Midgar*
CHAPTER 3!(OMG A double chapter! No way!): Checklist complete: Midgar in distress!
Cloud: What the!?!?!?*Midgar is destroyed*
Mysterious Man: AHHHRAAABAAAKAAATTAAA!!! *Slashes Cloud's face with a guitar*
Cloud: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!*Faints*
MM: Muahahahaha! *Dissapears*
*3 Years later* What the? *Cloud looks around and sees a white room with a man sitting in the middle at a table*
Gejik: Cloud! You're awake!
Cloud: Huh?
Gejik: Cloud thank goodness! We thought you died! After that fall off the Cliff of Paliz
Cloud:.... What? Who the heck are you?
Genjik: Cloud... you don't remember?
Cloud: No... am I supposed too?
Genjik: We were co-partners in the Expansion force against Moltrez. the one who destroyed Midgar remember? You do don't you... I'm not laughing Cloud...
Cloud: Leave, I know who you are... Sephiroth!
G: You think I am that fool who almost killed you! He made you fall of the cliff Cloud not me!
Cloud: I can see through you Sephiroth *Cloud slashes Genjik's throat*
Sephiroth: So Cloud, you could see through me eh? Not good enough... muahahaha! So Tifa hit the timer to blow up this profound place
Cloud: TIFA?!?!
Tifa: Surely.... *Tifa hit the button the timer went off 2 minutes were remaining*
Aerith: Cloud, get angry and see what happens
Cloud: Aerith? Where the heck are you?
Aerith: Let's try it this way, Cloud I hate you and I am alive and on Sephiroth's side
Cloud: Cool I guess I'll have to defeat you too... *Cloud goes into demon mode and turns into a bull* I'll get out of here and Save her.... *Cloud gets out in 25.3 seconds! A new record! Please write your name here! It took Cloud 80.4 Seconds to write his name* Run! *Cloud runs to his house where he finds a hole and Dark Aerith standing right infront of it*
C: Aerith... this is madness... I wake one moment
DA: Don't say anymore...
C: NO I WILL!!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!*Kicks Dark Aerith down the hole!*
DA: Wheee! *Dies*
Now to find the real Aerith!

Again with chapter two.

Your writing style is so unique ~ it really portrays what society is missing these days. I cannot wait to read the next chaper...

You'll LOVE Chapter 3! It is a masterpeice, it should be up either by Sunday evening or maybe tommorrow, I'll decide when I finish it... Definetly by the end of the week but not to day! BUT I'M SOO SWEET
CHAPTER 3: PREVIEW
Cloud: Sephiroth where are you-
*BOOM*
Naruto: SASUKE!
Sai: I found that ********.
Sakura: STOP WITH THE DAMN CURSING! You're going to upset Sasuke
Sasuke:*Angry Look*
Cloud: WHO THE **** ARE YOU!?!?! You think you're all that... BUT YOU'RE NOT!!!
Sasuke:*Angry Look at Cloud*
Cloud: Maybe he is all that....
DUM DUM DAAAAA