Final Fantasy XIV: Song Parodies

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So there's been a lot of parodies going around on the internet, I think it deserved it's own thread, so that we can link the best here, like Aetherflow!

I actually created one myself, excuse the not so creative lyrics, and for the non-Monk players amongst us, I apologize if you don't get certain references. xD

 
I can't help myself with these parodies, they crack me up. Finished the White Mage parody. xD

Rude by Magic!
Cure II (Parody & Lyrics) by Six!


 
Well this is kind of the reverse of the parodies you've done, but it was in the related videos to the one Ethics shared and I for one thought it was too great not to share XD


Those guys did a lot of work!
 
Lmao, Jeff will love that. The Opu-Opu is his favourite minion, and he loved Aladdin. :lew:
 
Bar the fact that they used two different characters for Aladdin.....it gets a thumbs up from me. (y)



In the same spirit as Luke's video, here is this:


 

:wacky:

My name's Pala Din
I have a Tempered Will
I've got real thick skin
I don't need your cross-class skills

My Spirits Within
Will make your heads spin...

These tanks just don't know who I am...
And I just don't give a damn about it...

'Cause I'm just a Flashy Pally, baby
Don't listen to what these flakies say
I'll be the best tank you've had, baby
Shield Oath! And Convalescene...!

This Warrior's a dick
Defiance won't save your ladies...
Dark Knights are pricks
Must think that they're sons of Hades

I'll tell you what... All these damn tanks suck
And they just don't know who I am...
I flat out don't give a damn about it...
 
That was... really good. Hahaha.

Also I really like your White Mage one o: Is this something you do often?!
 
That was... really good. Hahaha.

Also I really like your White Mage one o: Is this something you do often?!


Not really. xD Only when I get inspiration for something! Thanks!
 

:brooding: As requested... :lew: @Mitsuki, love you really!

All around me I have team-mates hating
Dragoons keep fainting,
Dragoons keep fainting,

They are mad because I timed my Jump wrong,
AOE stun
AOE stun

Blood for Blood and now my HP's all gone,
What do I do wrong?
What do I do wrong?

But they should know that I am very grounded
They're astounded,
They're dumbfounded

Some find it kinda funny, some find it kinda sad
The floor's the most reliable source I've ever had
Some find it hard to gamble, or there's too much at stake
To take a dragoon with them is a very very

Big Mistake...
Big Mistake...

I don't think that my Vorpal Thrust could,
Do any good
Do any good

That is mainly because I keep facing
Floors I'm embracing
Floors I'm embracing

I don't think I could meet expectations
Have some patience
Have some patience

So I think that I will come to terms with
Maining Blacksmith...
Maining Blacksmith...

Some find it kinda funny, some find it kinda sad
The floor's the most reliable source I've ever had
Some find it hard to gamble, or there's too much at stake
To take a dragoon with them is a very very
 

Such a monotone song. :wacky: Lmao. Emo Dark Knights, I had to. :sad2:



Dark Knights, I shiver...
Shiver at the thought
Of you tanking...
The lengths some tanks will go to,
While you just sit and cry.
Oh no, I’ve set you off...
I’ve set him off...

A Dark Knight in the corner,
Darkside in the spotlight,
Losing my compassion...
Trying to sympathize with you,
And I don’t know if I can do it...
Oh no, I’ve set him off...
I just set him off...

I thought that I saw you Living,
I thought wrong you are Dead,
I think I thought I saw you cry...
Every dungeon,
Every single raid
We are losing more progression.
Trying to keep alive the group,
Just turn Grit on, you silly fool, fool
Oh no, I’ve set him off...
I set him off...

Consider grit,
consider grit, the key to our victory
consider grit, that’s it!
we might beat the striking tree --- failed!
what if final fantasies add
more and more dark knights
now I've set... him off...

I thought that I saw you living,
I thought wrong you are dead,
I think I thought I saw you cry...
 
Linnaete, Harlequin, Ross :-)wacky:)

:lew:
 

I might seem crazy based on what I play
Ain't no white mage gonna make your day
I don't need Aetherflow stacks for a Lustrate
No Critlo for this Astro, but we'll be OK

We've got ED (Essential Dignity)
Heads will turn as our Astrologians enter the room
We've got ED
RNG has nothing on me, so anything will make do
We've got ED
Spire cards on Royal Road, apply Balance on all of you
We've got ED
Kill these bosses in half the time, because that's what Astros do.

Here come our DoTs, you know that ours don't miss?
Lightspeed away, we've got no time for this
Our ever efficient Luminiferous @Ross :-)wacky: it's not OP)
Let's just say that we don't stray, we will save the day

We've got ED (Essential Dignity)
Heads will turn as Astrologians enter the room
We've got ED
RNG has nothing on me, so anything will make do
We've got ED
Spire cards on Royal Road, apply Arrow on all of you
We've got ED
Kill these bosses in half the time, because that's what Astros do.
 
Love this cover/parody


And we'll never clear coiilllll (except you did, @Ross) :wacky:
 
Being reminded of this thread got me thinking.

Your own FFXIV parodies really did not get enough attention on FFF! They deserve a lot of praise! I guess everyone was just really busy at the time that you were posting them.

We should have mirrored them on YouTube or tweeted them or something like that!
 
Being reminded of this thread got me thinking.

Your own FFXIV parodies really did not get enough attention on FFF! They deserve a lot of praise! I guess everyone was just really busy at the time that you were posting them.

We should have mirrored them on YouTube or tweeted them or something like that!

It's fine, honesty! I really just posted them here because it's usually an inside joke with our FFF community playing XIV. :lew:
 
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