Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer

jammi568

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Basically, I'll post a really stupid, Final Fantasy related question, and someone else will have to aswer it in the stupidest way possible. In that same post, that person has to post another stupid question. Note that the questions can be related to any of the Final Fantasy's.

So, I'll start:

Why does Cloud have a stupidly large Sword?
 
OOC: You do realise that it has to be Final Fantasy related, right? Hense why it's on this board.

Because Tifa keeps blocking the entrances.

Why is Seymour so perverted?
 
Whatever.

Because Enix keep turning back time to do that same adventures over and overand over.....

Why does Zell particuarly love hotdogs?
 
They can't get close enough because of her ADHD.

How big is Zack's penis?
 
This big

How many members of soldier does it take to screw a lightbulb?
 
"The Day when Garland Knocked everyone down"

What is the Warrier of Light's true name?
 
Four Jenova Transformations and a Funeral. (fail)

Does Hypello love ze Shoopuf?




EDIT - Ninja'ed
 
Materia.. And as a result Yuffie is seen chasing cars constantly.


What do Moogles watch on TV?
 
Nothing. They probably don't know what a TV is

Why is Yuna a summoner?
 
Because she fails at knittng?



Are yellow Chocobos racist towards Black Chocobos?
 
Duh, considering the black ones are born from a brother and sister having sex with each other, which is damn disterbing.

How can all the characters fit into one tiny tent?
 
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