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Yes. What else explains their facial expression?


Has Cloud ever stabbed someone with his hair?
 
Yea, Barret when they went on the Farris Wheel together. They don't like talk about it.

If Wakka didn't live in a place with lots of sun, wouldn't he look like a giant oompa-loompa?
 
Tifa. That's why she's so topsided. They had to move everything into her brests so that the could patch the wound, but "forgot" to move everything back down again.

Are females dumber then everyone gives them credit for?
 
No, because he'd have to have green hair for that. XD

Is that tail of Zidane's even necessary?
 
Yes, to derive maximum pleasure from the young boys he plasures.

What is in Auron's jug?
 
Milk.

What happens when Lulu gets her belts tangled in a bush?


(Oh god that sounded wrong)
 
She needs him alive and healthy as she's planning on using his body as a vessel for Zack's soul so she can resurrect her real love.

Why did Tifa get a breast reduction between FFVII and AC?
 
Because she couldn't get through a door.
Why do you have to fight Galdes four times?
 
You can tell he wanted Professor Gast,and so acted like a bad-boy to get to him (in bed).

*Remebers that there are games over than FF VII*

Does Squall love Zell?
 
She was trying to copy The Joker, but failed.

How will Garland knock the Warriors of Light down?
 
by pushing them over xD

Why does squall have that scar? ((someone really asked that question to me once >.>))
 
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