The Ten Commandments of Spamming

[Morgalodia]

The Ten Commandments MMVII of the Spam Coliseum

I. Thou shalt not worship any other God but the cookie monster

II. Thou shalt not construct any idol in the likeness of any creation other than the cookie monster and the holy can of spam.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of Spamlord in vain

IV. Keep holy the creation of new spam threads

V. Honor thy spam thread creator

VI. Thou shalt not kill a spam thread with witty reasoning

VII. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's spam (i.e. rape spam threads with quadruple posting goodness)

VIII. Thou shalt not steal spam

IX. Thou shalt not mistake witty reasoning for spam

X. Thou shalt not commit adultery on other spam threads (i.e. no duplicate spam threads)

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Amendments to the Commandments.

I. Thou shalt not take anything seriously.

II. Thou shalt acknowledge Weapon XIV as the Messiah.

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Disclaimer: Not intended to be malicious against religion.

[Rydia]

LOL awesome War XD

[Darkstar]

Ohes Noes! Not rules for Spam Coliseum!

[action=Darkstar]flies away[/action]

[Mugen]

I shall live by thou rules.

[Casanova]

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So has anyone ever actually eaten spam?

[Scarlet]

No, it looks gross. =( Is it even good?

[Atlas]

I've had it in special fried rice before. T'was nice.

Probably wouldn't eat it in any other dish though, 'cause I'm weird like that.

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I prefer real meat.

Oh yeah.

[Morgalodia]

What are you talking about? You just violated 5 different Spam Commandments.

*infracts*