The Ten Commandments MMVII of the Spam Coliseum
I. Thou shalt not worship any other God but the cookie monster
II. Thou shalt not construct any idol in the likeness of any creation other than the cookie monster and the holy can of spam.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of Spamlord in vain
IV. Keep holy the creation of new spam threads
V. Honor thy spam thread creator
VI. Thou shalt not kill a spam thread with witty reasoning
VII. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's spam (i.e. rape spam threads with quadruple posting goodness)
VIII. Thou shalt not steal spam
IX. Thou shalt not mistake witty reasoning for spam
X. Thou shalt not commit adultery on other spam threads (i.e. no duplicate spam threads)
Amendments to the Commandments.
I. Thou shalt not take anything seriously.
II. Thou shalt acknowledge Weapon XIV as the Messiah.
Disclaimer: Not intended to be malicious against religion.