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March 29, 2007, 1:54 PM
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Dark where there's light.
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Crappy jokes by teachers (on crack).
This is a thread to tell everyone how "funny" your teachers think they are when they're blantantly not.
Take this for example, spoken by my IT teacher only a few minutes ago;
Q. What is E.T short for?
A. Beacuse he has short legs.
And the sad thing is, it's the least funniest thing you'll probly hear all day yet you just can't help but to let out a little laugh. Oh, the irony!
So, how "funny" are YOUR teachers, hmm?
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March 29, 2007, 2:00 PM
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Our ICT teacher is actually funny. The lesson is basically one big sexual inuendo xD
My form tutor's a pretty funny guy too. He has some of the cheesiest jokes, but you just have to laugh at them
Other than that, none of my teachers really try to make jokes. My Physics teacher does, but they're all tied in with some damn deep Physics stuff, so I don't get most of them
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April 1, 2007, 6:32 AM
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My teachers diss the students up, like my Gym teacher was explaining the rules of Badmonton, and then when he mention "fat" to one of the boundries, he was like "It's called 'fat', just like Cavan's girlfriend!" And it was the funniest shit ever, lmfao!
And thats just one teacher, my other three are pretty bad ass too.
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April 3, 2007, 11:42 PM
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The World's Enemy.
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"Sir, I've found a piece of glass!"
"That's fine - save it up and you might be able to afford a window, one day :]"
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"Would you all stop MAN-HANDLING my teabags?!"
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"Keep this up, you'll end up in prison! You know what happens in prison, right? No?! DON'T DROP THE SOAP!"
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"An easy way to remember the differences between 'Flaccid' and 'Turgid' is to think of the male penis ... *rants* ..."
Ouch xD
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And this other one, you have to juggle these balls by pressing the right buttons.
Actually, you eat the balls.
And, if you miss, the ball hits your face and you get a funny picture
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I take everything in the ass, basically. It's because there's a gaping hole
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April 3, 2007, 11:44 PM
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SeeD Senior - Rene Skylar
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"Keep this up, you'll end up in prison! You know what happens in prison, right? No?! DON'T DROP THE SOAP!"
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Lol that ones actually kinda funny
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May 6, 2007, 1:03 PM
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omg i hate it when teachers try to be funny................... i remember once one of my teachers were like
"Has any1 lost a roll of 20 doller bills wraped in rubber bands?"
and every1 was like ME! ME! then he said
"Because i found rubber bands"
and every1 was just screaming out NOT FUNNY!!
P.S: He Got That Of Spider-Man 2...lol
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May 12, 2007, 1:20 PM
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Craziness is my motto :P
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My Math teacher says funny jokes but when we laugh she gets ANGRY!! 
IF YOU WANT US TO SHUT THE HELL UP SO DON'T SAY ANY JOKES!!
but I still hate her she has a big fat lips ;P eww!
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May 14, 2007, 10:22 PM
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and every1 was just screaming out NOT FUNNY!!
P.S: He Got That Of Spider-Man 2...lol
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I was just gonna say that!
This kid's surname is Hancock, and this history teacher goes...
"Have you seen Hand-Cock anywhere?" Retard.
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May 16, 2007, 3:03 AM
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History teacher:
"Computers are just a fad, they'll be gone in another 10 years or so..."
--------he always likes his little jokes 
Sub. teacher:
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?"
"Bilingual!"
"What do you call a person who speaks one language?"
"????"
"American."
That's not even funny. 
This was seriously a joke, I kid you not. *ironic*
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May 16, 2007, 7:13 AM
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My high school choir teacher wasn't that bad of a joker. Though some of his stuff was more ridiculous than funny.
(warm-up song)
"Mary had a little lamb... (repeat x3...) ...the doctor was surprised."
(during a slight break)
"There was a pilot flying an airplane and the flight attendant comes up to the cockpit with a piece of paper. She gives the paper to the pilot, saying a little kid drew it and wanted the pilot to have it. 'Oh, that's nice,' he thought as he took a look at it. It was a crayon drawing with the plane in the sky and a stick-figure waving in one of the windows with the word "ME" pointing to it. Along with the drawing was a note by the kid. 'You are a good pilot. This is a nice trip.' And at the bottom of the drawing was a P.S. saying 'Don't fuck up the landing.'"
There was another joke about "Shiffer brains", but I forgot the whole context.
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Crappy jokes by teachers (on crack). 
