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October 4, 2008, 8:05 PM
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Did they use the fanny flaps technique?
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October 4, 2008, 8:07 PM
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Because I believe in such a thing as being too late.
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It would be easier done in 3 steps.
1) Get an axe, and chop the penis off.
2) Get a belt sander and sand down the remaining stump.
3) Get a drill and drill the hole for where the vagina should be.
Failing to comply with step 1 means the whole operation fails.
Failing to comply with step 2 means you are neither a male or female and are classed as a 'stumpina'
Failing to comply with step 3 will most likely means the wee will have to come out of your anus or mouth.
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October 4, 2008, 8:07 PM
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Boum!
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*pats* You poor thing. Was it traumatizing?
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It was indeed. D:
They basically cut the penis off and folded it up to make a 'clitoris' and flaps and whatnot.... it was pretty disgusting.  |
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October 4, 2008, 8:08 PM
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Having had the misfortune to see this procedure taking place on tv, I can assure you that it is most possible.  |
They show this on the TV? What channel? 
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October 4, 2008, 8:09 PM
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Boum!
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Originally Posted by Mercurial
It would be easier done in 3 steps.
1) Get an axe, and chop the penis off.
2) Get a belt sander and sand down the remaining stub.
3) Get a drill and drill the hole for where the vagina should be.
Failing to comply with step 1 means the whole operation fails.
Failing to comply with step 2 means you are neither a male or female and are classed as a 'stubina'
Failing to comply with step 3 will most likely means the wee will have to come out of your anus or mouth.
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I'd like to point out here that urine does not come out the vagina, you're mistaken that with babies.  |
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October 4, 2008, 8:10 PM
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Because I believe in such a thing as being too late.
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I'm sorry you're a stumpina :(
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October 4, 2008, 8:10 PM
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I'd like to point out here that urine does not come out the vagina, you're mistaken that with babies. |
She is right you know...
and seriously Jane...I can't even begin to imagine watching something like that. It just sounds...really fucking disgusting. *gag* |
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October 4, 2008, 8:11 PM
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This wheel's on fire!
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Quick question Jane. Why didn't you turn it over immediately if it was freaking you out so much?
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October 4, 2008, 8:11 PM
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It was indeed. D:
They basically cut the penis off and folded it up to make a 'clitoris' and flaps and whatnot.... it was pretty disgusting. |
Told you so. 
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I'd like to point out here that urine does not come out the vagina, you're mistaken that with babies. |
Where the fuck does your pee come from then? |
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October 4, 2008, 8:12 PM
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