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Old December 7, 2007, 3:24 AM   #1
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Thumbs up The Ten Commandments of Spamming

The Ten Commandments MMVII of the Spam Coliseum

I. Thou shalt not worship any other God but the cookie monster

II. Thou shalt not construct any idol in the likeness of any creation other than the cookie monster and the holy can of spam.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of Spamlord in vain

IV. Keep holy the creation of new spam threads

V. Honor thy spam thread creator

VI. Thou shalt not kill a spam thread with witty reasoning

VII. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's spam (i.e. rape spam threads with quadruple posting goodness)

VIII. Thou shalt not steal spam

IX. Thou shalt not mistake witty reasoning for spam

X. Thou shalt not commit adultery on other spam threads (i.e. no duplicate spam threads)

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Amendments to the Commandments.

I. Thou shalt not take anything seriously.
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Old December 7, 2007, 3:35 AM   #2
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Old December 7, 2007, 8:28 AM   #3
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Ohes Noes! Not rules for Spam Coliseum!

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This is a private thread, it is only in the Spam Coliseum because I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it.

SO NO OTHER POSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old December 7, 2007, 11:31 AM   #4
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Old December 7, 2007, 1:09 PM   #5
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Old December 7, 2007, 4:09 PM   #6
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So has anyone ever actually eaten spam?
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Old December 7, 2007, 4:15 PM   #7
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No, it looks gross. =( Is it even good?
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Old December 7, 2007, 4:16 PM   #8
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I've had it in special fried rice before. T'was nice.

Probably wouldn't eat it in any other dish though, 'cause I'm weird like that.
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Old December 7, 2007, 4:18 PM   #9
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I prefer real meat.

Oh yeah.
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Old December 7, 2007, 4:52 PM   #10
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What are you talking about? You just violated 5 different Spam Commandments.

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