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Old April 24, 2008, 4:15 AM   #1
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Smell yo dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgGUW__9Jo

Lyrics:

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DJ Quest do it [high voice]

[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafucking time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And you ain't responding to nothing
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurls already done put me up on your ass tonight nigga
When you get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleeping
It's late night and you creeping
You could of told me, I'm leaving
Now I know your out there cheating

Why you gotta do me like that
When I call you don't call me back
I'm texting you, like nigga where you at
That's fucked up, why you do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm dead asleep, you tricking
In the club with dirty full of bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures

You was on the dance floor grinding
With a striper hoe named Diamond
You was flossing hard, you was shinning
Everything she drank, you buying
But nigga you need to stop lying

Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
you want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine

you keep telling me you ain't touch her,
But some keep telling me you gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, uou want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, and lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get her eye swole up
And I don't give a damn what your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck you mean

They ain't got no bisness, eyeing me like that
You ain't got no bisness, trying me like that
I wasn't even feeling Diamond like that
I was wilding, but I wasn;t clowning like that

That's alright, that's okay
No one believe what your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet alot bitches, take alot of pictures

I might break bread, with one or two strippers
But that don't mean you gotta pull ma zipper
Thinking I be down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round... round)

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Music... ]
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:16 AM   #2
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That's.... just odd.
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:16 AM   #3
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I hope Korytco sees this.

RAP IS CREATIVE
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:17 AM   #4
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IT'S ALL ABOUT SMELLING DICKS
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:21 AM   #5
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Apparently a black woman's method of finding if her man has been doing another woman is to sniff his dick and see if it's been in some foreign vajayjay.
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:29 AM   #6
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This song makes me sick...

...and horny
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:35 AM   #7
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pray tell, why would it make you horny? DO YOU LIKE WIMMINZ TO SMELL YO DICK?
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:37 AM   #8
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Oh my fucking god....

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Apparently a black woman's method of finding if her man has been doing another woman is to sniff his dick and see if it's been in some foreign vajayjay.
You've been having sex with whales again, haven't you?! Don't lie to me! I can smell it!
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:56 AM   #9
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pray tell, why would it make you horny? DO YOU LIKE WIMMINZ TO SMELL YO DICK?
Is that what that song is about? All I saw was "blah blah blah dick? blah blah blah blah blah dick."
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Old April 24, 2008, 4:57 AM   #10
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You queer. xD
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