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Old April 26, 2008, 12:01 AM   #11
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Ah well, maybe I got it wrong.

I've got no similar stories. ><
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:03 AM   #12
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In all seriousness, that's a first!
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:05 AM   #13
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It is quite odd. I'm trying to recall stuff that Aiden came out with this week.

Actually, on Tuesday he kept threatening to give me his umbrella as a suppository. It's a cure for something. I think it might have been cancer...
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:09 AM   #14
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I have a similar story on umbrellas.

We learned that an umbrella-like tool is inserted in your urethra, opened, then dragged down. It's a method of ... 'curing' gonnorhea.
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:14 AM   #15
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That sounds painful, but I think I'd go through with it if I had gonnhorea. Seems worth it to me.
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:16 AM   #16
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:17 AM   #17
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We also learned that you can get crabs in your eye. As in pubic lice.

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WEAR A LOVE GLOVE WHEN YE GET FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:19 AM   #18
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- 99999999999 Maturity
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:20 AM   #19
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Sense my tone, bitch!

Though your figures seem more representative.
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Old April 26, 2008, 12:21 AM   #20
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Correcting people is a bad habit; I just... can't help myself.
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