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April 26, 2008, 12:01 AM
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You gotta roll with it
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Ah well, maybe I got it wrong.
I've got no similar stories. ><
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April 26, 2008, 12:03 AM
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In all seriousness, that's a first!
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April 26, 2008, 12:05 AM
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It is quite odd. I'm trying to recall stuff that Aiden came out with this week.
Actually, on Tuesday he kept threatening to give me his umbrella as a suppository. It's a cure for something. I think it might have been cancer...
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April 26, 2008, 12:09 AM
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I have a similar story on umbrellas. 
We learned that an umbrella-like tool is inserted in your urethra, opened, then dragged down. It's a method of ... 'curing' gonnorhea. 
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April 26, 2008, 12:14 AM
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That sounds painful, but I think I'd go through with it if I had gonnhorea. Seems worth it to me.
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April 26, 2008, 12:16 AM
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Something kind of 'ooh'
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Quote:
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We learned that an umbrella-like tool is inserted in your urethra, opened, then dragged down.
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April 26, 2008, 12:17 AM
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We also learned that you can get crabs in your eye. As in pubic lice.
Freaaaaaaaaaaaaks.
WEAR A LOVE GLOVE WHEN YE GET FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ohhh maturity +1 for dave
EDIT:
I can almost HEAR your bowl quivvering in disguist!
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April 26, 2008, 12:19 AM
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Something kind of 'ooh'
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* +1 Responsibility ;
- 99999999999 Maturity
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April 26, 2008, 12:20 AM
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Sense my tone, bitch!
Though your figures seem more representative.
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April 26, 2008, 12:21 AM
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Something kind of 'ooh'
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Correcting people is a bad habit; I just... can't help myself.
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