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Old July 27, 2008, 3:04 AM   #1
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Old July 27, 2008, 3:22 AM   #2
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fuck sake, you'd think you'd be able to destroy your own shit without being arrested. xD
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Old July 27, 2008, 6:36 AM   #3
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Roffle, I saw this on the news. Personally I think it's a bit ridiculous, 6 years seems a bit much just for being drunk and having a sawed-off shotgun. I mean "disorderly conduct"? He was on his own property and shot a mower...if I was the cop who got the call about it, I'd just start laughing.
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Old July 27, 2008, 6:48 AM   #4
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It's probably 'cause the dude used a gun; if it was something like a sledge hammer, maybe it would've he would've gotten less years?

And he was drunk too; shooting under the influence?

Still a little funny I suppose
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Stupid lawnmower. That biotch should have done as he said. And he's going to prison for that??? Such injustice.
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Well, the guy who shot the lawnmower sure is attractive, isn't he?
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I saw this on the news....and immediately thought of my dad.
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Yeah... shoot something that has petrol in. Good thinking Batman.
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Well, the guy who shot the lawnmower sure is attractive, isn't he?
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