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Originally Posted by Frisky
i found a mouldy penguin on the window of my ex boyfriends flat once 
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Your ability to tell the most pointless and hilarious of stories is commendable.
I'd give you a fucking medal.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves: “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
- George Carlin