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Spam Coliseum No, not that mystery meat in the fridge. Post spam topics here. Please refrain from flaming.
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August 17, 2008, 10:53 AM
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Hot Phone Sex - Chat To Local Girls In Your Area ¬¬
We had a rather small discussion about this in the shoutbox yesterevening! You know, the adverts (which seem to be coming on earlier) that invite you to text "hot local girls in your area"; they're probably saggy old perverted cowbags, and if they're in your area does that not make them local anyway? Of course it could just be random automated responses. They could at least come up with something worth watching like the durex adverts *cough* -Link Removed*cough*.
Anyway, what I'm sat here wondering is, does anyone utilise this service (other than Ryan), and why would you want to pay £1.50 for a dirty text - I could send you one for free. 
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August 17, 2008, 12:36 PM
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~The Gift of The Goddess~
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Why is this in spam games? xD
Do you really think, if people do they will admit it? It's pretty daft, Imean paying over a quid a minute for a phone call, or RECIEVING text messages, when the whole internet is there, and pretty much for free >_>
And I agree, it's just gunna be saggy 60 year olds an' shit, no way are birds like on the adverts gunna ring up to meet hot men in their area.....and if they are employed by the company, are they really gunna go meet you? As if, unless it's some kind of escort agency. Hahaha
Well, I have made a serious reply in a spam thread, I am completely ashamed of myself
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August 17, 2008, 12:37 PM
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Um...okay...
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August 17, 2008, 12:52 PM
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Spam is spam, does it matter where it goes?  I'm glad you agree that they're old and saggy, mind you, some folk like that! 
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August 17, 2008, 1:00 PM
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Because I believe in such a thing as being too late.
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Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong!
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long.
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"Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
Six Thirty in the morning, I've arrived early from tour Step into the house, I'm walking up the stairs,
ONE step, TWO step, THREE step, FOUR.
I'm on the second floor, I'm opening the door,I could not brace myself for what I saw
Who's this woman in my bed? "My Names Shaniqua and what?" Nahhhhh!!!
Get the hell up off my baby
~Ouch - N-Dubz~
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August 17, 2008, 1:18 PM
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Ryan likes a quicky with a saggy woman, they just need to find a place to park her zimmer frame.
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August 17, 2008, 1:23 PM
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Because I believe in such a thing as being too late.
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Naturally! A good ol' rusty zimmer frame up the chute never hurt anyone. 
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"Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
Six Thirty in the morning, I've arrived early from tour Step into the house, I'm walking up the stairs,
ONE step, TWO step, THREE step, FOUR.
I'm on the second floor, I'm opening the door,I could not brace myself for what I saw
Who's this woman in my bed? "My Names Shaniqua and what?" Nahhhhh!!!
Get the hell up off my baby
~Ouch - N-Dubz~
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My Trophy Cabinet.
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August 17, 2008, 1:25 PM
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What would Hayden think about this, Ryan? Now she knows what kind of chap you are, she'll never take you to bed.
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August 17, 2008, 1:31 PM
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Because I believe in such a thing as being too late.
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She would, I'm sure she wouldn't mind a penis and wine! 
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"Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
Six Thirty in the morning, I've arrived early from tour Step into the house, I'm walking up the stairs,
ONE step, TWO step, THREE step, FOUR.
I'm on the second floor, I'm opening the door,I could not brace myself for what I saw
Who's this woman in my bed? "My Names Shaniqua and what?" Nahhhhh!!!
Get the hell up off my baby
~Ouch - N-Dubz~
Avant-Gardé
My Trophy Cabinet.
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August 17, 2008, 1:35 PM
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Hot Phone Sex - Chat To Local Girls In Your Area ¬¬ 
