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July 26, 2008, 12:33 AM
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~The Gift of The Goddess~
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Damien
My brother just sent me this, made me lol so I thought Id share
It finally happened. After an agonising 24 minute labour, the aptly named Damien has wormed his way out of what is now a very sore ringer. I pushed, he pulled, he gripped onto both sides and then the hairs never giving up even after the key sphincter round but I won.
I took a look at him down the toilet bowl. It wasn't like all the others. I could have sworn he winked at me and gave me the middle finger. Cheeky little fucker. He had a handful of my anal hair and a little blood. Either he was bleeding or I was but I was euphoric.
The boulder named Damien was out and by golly what an achievement. I can not focus on the home surgery to remedy his wounds.
I expected a forever wipe using half a roll of toilet paper to clean up what remained of my anus but nothing. Not even dried in shit from the previous labour. Not even blood. I dug around with the finger buried in the tissue but nothing. That is how selfish Damien was. He didn't shed the outer 5% of his body mass on the way out and leave something for me to clean up. He kept his full 100% mass just to make it difficult to squeeze him past the gates of heaven
Resistance is futile cunt. I hope the rats in the sewers not only eat you but I hope they break you down and poison you so this world never has to see your type again.
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Alright... that's just so wrong. The only thing worse than surprise buttsecks is surprise cucumber buttsecks...
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July 26, 2008, 12:35 AM
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Banned
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What a little prick of a turd.
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July 26, 2008, 12:39 AM
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inoerite?
It well made me lol xDDDDDD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aztec Triogal
Alright... that's just so wrong. The only thing worse than surprise buttsecks is surprise cucumber buttsecks...
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July 26, 2008, 12:42 AM
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I'm nothing but a beast
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...what am I laughing at here?
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The hardest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
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July 26, 2008, 12:48 AM
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Après moi, le déluge
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crude humour
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Made by RandomPokes. For great Justice
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i just bought FF7 : DOC and when i put it inside my PS2 my PS2 brust into fire
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RIP Dog Hunter
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I use to admin a site called Xenocreation.
LOL it had over 1 million members
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Carve your name into my arm.
Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed.
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July 26, 2008, 11:25 AM
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I LOVE LESBIANS
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I could have sworn he winked at me and gave me the middle finger. Cheeky little fucker.
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That was funny!
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u would be so much cooler if u were me
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My Signatures
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July 26, 2008, 11:38 AM
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Because I believe in such a thing as being too late.
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Are we talking about a shit he called Damien? 
...it's easy to make Bam laugh, you don't even have to say things that make sense 
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"Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
Six Thirty in the morning, I've arrived early from tour Step into the house, I'm walking up the stairs,
ONE step, TWO step, THREE step, FOUR.
I'm on the second floor, I'm opening the door,I could not brace myself for what I saw
Who's this woman in my bed? "My Names Shaniqua and what?" Nahhhhh!!!
Get the hell up off my baby
~Ouch - N-Dubz~
Avant-Gardé
My Trophy Cabinet.
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July 26, 2008, 7:11 PM
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Meet me in Montauk
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That made me squirm. 
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July 26, 2008, 8:02 PM
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Magna Angemon
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That is the most vile thing I've read. Lmao. It was funny if you like nasteh humor.
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July 26, 2008, 8:06 PM
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pro gamer dude. no messin'.
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LOLZ, ROFLMAO!! Loved it, for want of a better phrase.
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Damien 
