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Old May 22, 2008, 2:48 PM   #1
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Are you prepared for an Alien Cyborg Ninja Invasion?

The title is pretty damn self-explanatory
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Old May 22, 2008, 2:49 PM   #2
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ET told me all about it. He even let me speak to them on his state-of-the-art Nokia.
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i don't think that kind of a combination is possible but I don't think that anyone can be prepared for such a thing either.
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i don't think that kind of a combination is possible
That's what they want you to think
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Old May 22, 2008, 2:56 PM   #6
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After watching Signs a few years back:
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Mostly. Loads of tins and non-perishable stuff. Need some weapons as well.
Flamethrowers, no problem, all you need is a spray canister of something flammable and a lighter. Shotguns, well, not too hard to get ahold of. Rockets? Some modifications to fireworks ought to do the trick.
Improvised armoured vehicles... no problem. Though they probably wouldn't stand up to far superior weaponry, it's a good idea to have some sort of protection rather than nothing.
That said, we'd need a deep bunker or a submarine to stand a chance of survival.

An underwater base and submarines would be the best bet. Atlantis, anyone?

If they're hostile, they might come to eliminate us, at which point we're all screwed anyway, or they might come just to enslave us. Who knows?

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