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Old June 7, 2008, 5:31 AM   #1
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Along Came a Spider...

So I was happily on my computer when I felt this itch on my leg and scratched it, and realized it felt awfully much like an insect. I looked down and saw this spider; there wasn't much in sight for me to use, so I grabbed this paper pad and squished it on the bottom end, and the last page fell off, but it did the job.

I sure don't see too many spiders these days.
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Old June 7, 2008, 5:35 AM   #2
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You murderer! D: *cries*

It used to be a normal occurrence to see spiders crawling around our house, especially in the basement. They were small spiders though, and there weren't too many. I don't see them all that often anymore.
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Old June 7, 2008, 5:36 AM   #3
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Haha, you're brave. If I'd had a spider crawling up my leg I would have chucked a spaz. I can't STAND spiders. I'm absolutely terrified of them and have been since I was a kid. I can remember one time I was a taking a shower and you know how you always feel the water running down your legs and such? Well I felt something moving UP my leg. I looked down and there was a spider the size of a half-dollar coin crawling up my leg. I screamed, flailed my leg and high-tailed it out of that bathtub until my husband came and killed it. To this day I'm paranoid to death of the bathtub before I shower, so I have to check every single bit of it before I dare turn on the water.
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Haha, you're brave. If I'd had a spider crawling up my leg I would have chucked a spaz. I can't STAND spiders. I'm absolutely terrified of them and have been since I was a kid. I can remember one time I was a taking a shower and you know how you always feel the water running down your legs and such? Well I felt something moving UP my leg. I looked down and there was a spider the size of a half-dollar coin crawling up my leg. I screamed, flailed my leg and high-tailed it out of that bathtub until my husband came and killed it. To this day I'm paranoid to death of the bathtub before I shower, so I have to check every single bit of it before I dare turn on the water.
Same here. Spiders creep the shit outta me. I once had a spider crawl on my shirt on my terrace. When I noticed it, I was so terrified that I just took my shirt off swiftly, not caring if anyone saw, and ran the hell inside.

It's weired, my hatred for spiders literally came overnight, though.

I just saw a huge spider on my wall this morning and luckily my brother killed it without a fuss. He's a pyromaniac, so he burnt it with lysol and a lighter. XDD
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I normally throw spiders down the toilet, but I was too lazy this time, and discarded it with that piece of paper into the garbage bin. I didn't know it was a spider that was crawling on my leg until I saw it moving on the floor afterwards, and I went, "Oh, it was a spider. (I guess my deduction was right.)"
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I just don't like many insects in general.

Though I have picked up spiders and chased people with them, and I am fond of snakes. I wish to own one as soon as I get my own place.
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