You Are the Very Gay Bert and Ernie!
Two grown puppets living together, sleeping in the same room?
They've even got coordinating striped shirts!
O lawwwwd.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves: “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
- George Carlin