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So there was this hot lady at the mall. For some ungodly reason she wasn't wearing any panties. So shes walking around and slips because of some water on the floor and her legs fly up in the air. A guy sees this and yells, "Hey!! I'd like to put some icecream in that and eat it out!!!". So, furious, she goes home to her boyfriend and tells him to go to the mall and kick this guys ass. Her boyfriend replies bye saying, "Theres 3 reasons why i'm not going to confront this guy, 1: Because you told me you where going to your mothers. 2: Why the hell werent you wearing panties? 3: And if he can eat that much icecream, I aint fuckin with him.
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