Originally Posted by Carrie SatC

I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

Originally Posted by Samantha SatC

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'

Originally Posted by SatC

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?”

Originally Posted by Samantha SatC

I love you, but I love myself more.

Originally Posted by SatC

Miranda: Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.
Carrie: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?

Originally Posted by Mitsuki

LOL shut up! I'm not THAT naive..just mainly about sex stuff ><

Originally Posted by Lady Aerith

I has real boobies

Originally Posted by Edward D. Morrison

Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind.

Originally Posted by Mark in MSN

poor tifa. her bewbs are gonna sag so much in old age

Originally Posted by BustaMo

AG and his tupperwear titties