Belazor: to /facepalm, and to see whether he really is a robot made of win.
Judge Rulia: To orgasm over Ghis with her
Nephany: To see whether she manages to spam offline.
Mitsuki: To mock her innocent mind to her face.
Istblade: Because his hair is like mine on a bad day... yar.
Uh, and someone who generally isn't a n00b around the forum.