I honestly thought you were referring to a beat-up Mars Bar when reading the first post.
So many people get battered here though, and brag about it... I can't be blamed.

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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves: “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
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