Easy enough to understand, post favorite quotes from movies/TV shows. Limit anything from Advent Children please if you don't mind.

Anyhoo some Deadwood to start off with:

E.B. Farnum: Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it, unless you kill a guest.
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Al Swearengen: God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
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Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you?

Judge: No.

Al Swearengen: I wasn't offering personally.
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E.B. Farnum: Hickok's half-women friend's off somewheres on a tear. The orphan square head's in the widow's care. The widow feels put upon. She's asked me to find her some help. I suggested the gimp.
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Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.
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Reverend H.W. Smith: When I read the Scriptures, I do not feel Christ's love as I used to.

Calamity Jane: Aw, is that so? That is too bad! Join the fuckin' club of most of us!

Wellllllll~ here are some of my favorites. I believe I may be immature %D xD

The Simpsons

Homer: No man should outlive his fictional wizard
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Homer: I'll own a basket ball team and a football team, and I'll make them play baseball.
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Homer: *looks up at the stars* I wish God were alive to see this.
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Futurama

Leela: You can't just sit here in the dark and listen to classical music.
Fry: I could have if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the music.
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The Colbert Report

The pen is mightier than the sword. If you shoot that pen out of a gun. - Stephen
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Here's mine:

Enter the Dragon

*After watching a martial artist hurl a board into the air and kick it away*
Bruce Lee: "Boards don't hit back"
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A Clockwork Orange

Alex: Ho ho ho...well, if it isn't stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles ya eunich jelly belt.

Bender: You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!

Cruel Intentions

"everybody loves me and i intend to keep it that way"
"your just a toy - a little toy i like to play with"

Futurama

Bender "well im rich - goodbye losers - whom ive always hated"
The Professer - "Im BORED! lets go"

Ill think of more later

Family Guy

Brian: Swing and a miss (Trust me, it's funny went you see it)

Futurama

Bender: Every man for himself! Save me Leela!

XD just thought of another genious Futurama quote :

Professer "who are those little orange men?"
Slug-willy-wonka "why there the grunka Lunkas!"
Professer "Tell them i hate them!"

Leela "Look - the Near-death star!"

That one makes sense if youve seen the episode

For future postings can people try not post up quotes that you'll only get if you've seen the show, not fair for others. Thanks in advance.

FatBot: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and cramped 15 humans into a phonebooth.

Bender: Well well most of them were children.

Chungking Express:
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?" (a character's chat-up line to a a woman in a bar)

Annie Hall:
"A relationship is like a shark, it has to constantly move forwards or it dies. And I think what we have on our hands is a dead shark"

"We used to have a saying - those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym"

Ghostbusters:
"Yes it's true...this guy has no dick"

Family Guy:

Peter: "I provide for my family cuz it's my duty. Hehehehe...duty.....hehehehe...diarrhea.....hey Lois!"
Lois: "What?"
Peter "Diarrhea!"

Simpsons:

Homer: "Ohhh! Half my pay goes to Bart, half goes to my Vegas wife! What's left for Moe?"