Jack: Where can I get eyes like that?
Riddick: Gotta kill afew people
Jack: Kay, I can do that
Riddick: Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

Pitch Black

Dr House: "You are all idiots"

I have grown fond of using it

Prince Caspian was full of quotes that were humorous

Pattertwig the Squirrel: We could gather nuts!
Reepicheep the Mouse: *sarcastically* Yes! And then throw them at the Telmarines! (the enemies)... Shut up.

How I lol'd xD

Sex and the City the movie had some great quotes, but the TV series had even better ones.

Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.

Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.

Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.

Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"

Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?

Charlotte: I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".

Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.

Charlotte: We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.

Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.

Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.

Charlotte: Oh my God! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.

Richard: I was just out, eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?!

"Dr House" again: "What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back."

The Tuxedo
Your password is "nice rack" then I'll respond "I forgot my bra"~ Del Blaine/Delilah

Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Casablanca:

Renault: And what in Heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.


Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that there is gambling going on here!
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Renault: Oh, thank you very much.

Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Dead Man's Chest

Jack: It's a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Jack: I want my jar of dirt!

Jack: Where's the thump-thump

William: So I'm supposed to think that what you did there is an act of compassion?!

Elizabeth: *compass points at Jack* Jack, you compass is broken and it certainely doesn't point at what you want the most.

Captain: There's a girl on the ship, go look for her. Oh and she's probably naked!

Jack "You know, I am a captain of a ship. I could perform a merr-iage right here. Right on this ship, right on this deck. Right NOW."

Elizabeth "I'd have you already if it weren't for these bars"