This is from Just Friends

*Chris's Mom intercepts his call*
Carol: Hello, Joyce?

Chris: Mom, I'm on the phone.

Carol: Honey, what are you doing at Joyce's?

Chris: No Mom. I'm in the living-room, ten feet away from you, and I'm on the phone.

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Jamie: I love you Chris. *kisses on the cheek* Like a brother.

Chris: eh?

Jamie: We're friends right?

From one of my favorite series, "Dr House"

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
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Dr. Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
Dr. Gregory House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.
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Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
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Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
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Dr. Gregory House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness.
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Dr. Gregory House: You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
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[Cameron is in the lab working on some equipment]
Dr. Gregory House: Mixing up some margaritas? Mine's a double, Senorita. That's Portuguese you know.
Dr. Cameron: [too quietly] Spanish.
Dr. Gregory House: Uh-oh. What's going on?
Dr. Cameron: I'm re-calibrating the centrifuge.
Dr. Gregory House: Turn around.
[she's been crying]
Dr. Gregory House: It's a very sad thing, an un-calibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.
Dr. Cameron: I'm not crying.
Dr. Gregory House: Ok.
[pause]
Dr. Cameron: ...When I was in college, I... I fell in love, and I got married. And...
Dr. Gregory House: At that age the chances of a marriage lasting...
Dr. Cameron: It lasted six months. Thyroid cancer metastasized to his brain. There was nothing they could do. I was 21, and I watched my husband die.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm sorry,
[pause]
Dr. Gregory House: but that's not the whole story. It's a symptom, not your illness. Thyroid cancer would have been diagnosed at least a year before his death, you knew he was dying when you married him. Must have been when you first met him; and you married him anyway. You can't be that good a person and well adjusted.
Dr. Cameron: Why?
Dr. Gregory House: Because you wind up crying over centrifuges.
Dr. Cameron: Or hating people?
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Dr. Gregory House: Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws.
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Dr. Wilson: [to House] Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman.
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Dr. Gregory House: Chase loves me. And isn't Turkish.
Dr. Wilson: No, Cameron loves you. Chase loves his job.
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Dr. Gregory House: How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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Dr. Gregory House: [to EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school.
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Stacy Warner: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up.
Dr. Gregory House: That makes no sense at all.
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Dr. Gregory House: Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.
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Dr. Gregory House: J'ever notice, how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa... can't think of any others, they all die alone? The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy.
Dr. Wilson: It's an unfair world.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.
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Dr. Gregory House: [hearing serious news about patient on phone] Check it again. I'll be right there.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What happened?
Dr. Gregory House: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.
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Dr. Gregory House: Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for.
Dr. Cameron: We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...
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Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, you're all about nurturing.
Dr. Gregory House: Do you need a hug?
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Dr. Robert Chase: I'd give her two months.
Dr. Gregory House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.

Dr. House is funny

I'll do one again...

"Fools Gold"

'Why would I lie about something like that?'
'Why not? You're a liar'

ghost rider " look into my eyes "

Dr. house " if i am right he will live ,but if i am wrong he will die "

One of the best quotes ever from F1

''The car in front is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical''

Classic Murrayism

From Bodyguard

Woman (lovingly) "I've been watching you..."
Chris "Why don't you go back and keep watching?"

south park's Eric Cartman's famous saying

"screw you guys, i'm going home"

I'm gonna have a quote from an ad, k?

Man: What's that then?

Man2: Oh it's the new cerial from Weetabix, but it's made from oats instead of wheat. It's called Notmadefromwheatmadefromoatsinstead-abix.

Woman: They should've just called it Oatabix.

Sex and the City - the movie, had some glorious lines, and here are a few of my favourites -

Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!

Samantha Jones: I feel the same way [about marriage] as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.

Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.

Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod: You seem distant.
Samantha Jones: Distant? You're still in me.

Anthony : The Bride wore a dress by no one.

Samantha Jones: Jesus honey! Wax much?
Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*! Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.

Carrie Bradshaw: Samantha's great love was sex. Lots of it.

The girls use the word "color" as a euphemism for Sex -

Miranda Hobbes: How often do you "Color?"
Carrie Bradshaw: When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...