The best Simpsons quote ever:

Lionel Hutz: Well, the judge has kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Other Simpsons quotes

Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders : One problem at a time, boy.

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Homer Simpson: Television! Teacher, mother...
Homer Simpson: [lustily] ... secret lover.

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Mr. Burns: Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys.

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Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

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Mr. Burns: I can't be responsible for what my goons are ordered to do.

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Mr. Burns: Oh no. Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
Smithers: Well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
Mr. Burns : Oh, that's your excuse for everything.

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Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

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Kent Brockman: The phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.

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Willy: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

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Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

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Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

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Homer: Trying is just the first step toward failure.

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Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

The best Futurama quote:

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also, he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

That's enough for now I believe.

The Hardest Thing to do is being next to someoneyou know you cant have

"Then I will show the world that even Gods can bleed"
-King Leonardis of Sparta

"Get on you Knees _____ I want you to beg for Forgiveness"
-Sepiroth

The Whole Febie Prank Phone Call song by the Jerky Boys

-click on the Ferb Prank call link after clicking above link

Hans- "Ve understand, Homer. After all, ve are from ze land of chocolate!"

Homer- "Mmm... the land of chocolate..." (goes into famous dream sequence)

Shown at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4y1WrWHGTU in full

The Hippopotamus is not born going,"Cool bean, I am a hippo" No way, Jose. So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the zebra, but he fool no one. Then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard, but everyone know he is a hippo. So at certain point, he look himself in the mirror, and he just say,"Hey, I am a Hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it." And as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy. Happy as a hippo. You understand?

Some Japanese guy:

"It is Godzilla!!!.....
But, thanks to international copyright laws, it is not."

Austin Powers, something.... can't remember which.

Sorry I'm a lil bit Obesessive Compulsive with these things so I need to correct you I apologize.


"Oh my God! It's Godzilla!"
"Actually, due to international copyright laws it is not Godzilla, merely a cheap imitation."
"Still we should run like it is Godzilla!"
"Though it is not."

Austin Powers: Gold Member.

lol sorry bout that I'm kinda a stickler for those types of things. It drives my parents crazy cause I do it all the time lol.

"There is only one lord of the ring, only one, who can bend it to his will...and he does not share power."

AAdriaaaann! (Rocky)

Amazing Grace:

"It occurs to me that if you have a bad taste in your mouth...you spit it out. You don't keep swallowing it back."