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Old September 6, 2007, 3:53 AM   #1
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FF's Best WTF Moments

What are the weirdest moments in Final Fantasy games that just made you go WTF?!

I'm not talking about the crazy plot twists, or the betrayals, or any important stuff. Just the weird things that make you laugh or alternately make you want to back away from the controller. Slowly.

Here are some of the moments to get things started:

Cloud in the hot-tub manwich.
Cloud: "...It hurts."
Bubby: "You'll get used to it."
Me: O.O

Tidus humping a random sailor's neck.
Okay, it's one thing to have stolen the guy's binoculars; but Tidus could easily have snatched them away with both feet on the deck. Was there any real need to sodomize the poor man's spine?

Introducing Prince Larsa.
Dammit. In this day and age, I thought the translation errors would've been eradicated. Considering how many anime involve magical girls, I'd think "princess" would be a Japanese word translators would recog-
Oh... Oh... Larsa is a boy.
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Old September 6, 2007, 3:52 PM   #2
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Heidegger getting run over by a lorry in FFVII - Strange to say the least.
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Old September 6, 2007, 4:11 PM   #3
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Auron being dead made me think WTF is goin on here coz he kicks ass all the way throught the game and he shouldn't have even been on that plain,
and in FFVII when your on the boat an Nanaki is stood on two legs that was an uber WTF moment
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Old September 6, 2007, 4:28 PM   #4
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Barret in a sailor suit, he looked like one of the Village People...
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Old September 6, 2007, 4:31 PM   #5
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Heidegger getting run over by a lorry in FFVII - Strange to say the least.
That was Palmer. I only remember that because I despise him.

I think getting Barret to date Cloud is a WTF moment. It was funny though, disturbing that you can actually do that.

Another WTF moment is when Tidus and Yuna randomly started fake laughing.
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Hmm the honeybee inn always sticks in my mind - makes me cringe everytime, but alas, must get them bikini briefs!!!!

I'd love to see a remake of FFVII just for the whole wall market experience tho i mean, can you really picture the cloud of advent children in a dress and make up that really DOES make me think what the.......*shudders*
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Definitely Tidus and Yuna's fake laughing. It actually made me smile, although I was thinking, "WTF?"

Yuna, Rikku, and Paine taking a bath in the hot springs or whatever...that was so random.
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Old September 6, 2007, 6:50 PM   #8
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oooh that reminded me of the kiss tidus and yuna had in the lake.....i'm all for romance but that was just wrong...as was yunas crying in the same scene.......
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one of the Commands in Final Fantasy VIII Squall can issue when Balamb Garden is being attacked by Galbadia Garden... SAVE THE HOTDOGS!!!! I was like w...t...f..?

Also, in Advent Children, when Denzel randomly screamed out Son of a Bitch!!!. that was freaking hilarious.
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Old September 6, 2007, 7:24 PM   #10
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Another WTF moment was the whole of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Childeren, i mean WTF? What a giant piece of crap that was.
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