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Old April 6, 2008, 5:24 AM   #31
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Sephiroth: Behind this...metal robot thingy...is MOTHER!
Cloud: A robot is your mother???
Sephiroth: Just look who is behind here!
*Inside the tube is not JENOVA...but Aeris!*
Aeris: Whaaat? SOMEONE had to fill in for her!
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Old April 6, 2008, 6:10 AM   #32
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Cloud: hi.
Aerith: hai.
Cloud: how are you?
Aerith: Good.
Cloud: Great. How old are you?
Aerith: 22.
Cloud: I'm younger, by a bit.
Aerith: How old?
Cloud: 21. Do you like younger guys?
Aerith: Yes.
Cloud: Orly?
Aerith: Yarly.
Cloud: Do you have any condoms?
Aerith: no, I only have lubricant.
Cloud: shit. :(
Aerith: That's alright, I'll unzip your your pants and suck your 2 inch long floppy dick.
Cloud: My dick isn't floppy or 2 inches. moar like 7 1/2
Aerith: Wow, that's bigger than mine.
Cloud: X_________x
Aerith: Are you okay? heelllooooo?
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Old April 6, 2008, 6:38 AM   #33
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Cid: Bitch, get on my dick.

Cloud: I've...always had a thing for Vincent...that's why I'm always emo...

Vincent: *shoots* Not emo now, are ya?

Tifa: Aerith does this shirt make my tits look huge?
Aerith: No...but, you do look like the hoe Cloud fucked last night. *Beats her down*
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Old April 6, 2008, 7:02 AM   #34
Convicted once again...
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Barret: *bends over to pick up an dropped item*
Cloud: Gah! *shields eyes* Barret! No one wants to see your ass!
Vincent: I do...

Cait Sith: Gambling is a sin.

Red XIII:...I really want to chew on my crotch right now...

Sephiroth: and when Meteor finally comes...all ya'll muthafuckas will be dead! Your ass will be grass! You'll be worm food! Hahaha...
Cloud: All this because I ate your pudding cup?
Sephiroth: I was looking forward to that pudding cup! You know that!
Cloud: Whatever...pussy...
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Old April 6, 2008, 11:14 PM   #35
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Vincent: "Has anyone seen my tampons?"
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Old April 6, 2008, 11:17 PM   #36
Yep my ways are Ominous.....
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Cloud: Yep i beat that bitch!

Barret: Aeris didn't bring the money?

Cloud:No imma pimp. I had to show her i was real about my business.

Barret:You got your pimp status.

*Cloud Barret Highfives*
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Old April 7, 2008, 1:28 AM   #37
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*Tifa after a make out session with Cloud*: Gah, just admit you're gay already...At least Aerith got to second base with me *pouts*
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Old April 7, 2008, 2:19 AM   #38
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*Tifa after a make out session with Cloud*: Gah, just admit you're gay already...At least Aerith got to second base with me *pouts*
Cloud: *to Aeris* Explain what Tifa said!
Aeris: Ok...i will!
*******************FLASHBACK!********************* *
Aeris: My pink dress was a perfect costume to draw out men.
Tifa: Why would you need a outfit to sell FLOWERS?
Aeris: Because I am a flower seller!
Tifa: I don't get it!
Aeris: I am a whore! and you call yourself a barmaid!

Aeris: So...are they real?
Tifa: why don't you find out?
Aeris:W()()T
************************************************** ****
Aeris: We were sad to leave you out...
Tifa: So...now you can join us tonite!
Cloud: Wow! A threesom!
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Old April 7, 2008, 4:27 AM   #39
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Cloud: Tell us...
Tifa:...or I'll smash them!
Don Corneo: Oh! you're serious!
Cloud: That's right, so you'd better tell us...
Aerith:...or I'll crush them!
Don Corneo: Oh dear! You're not joking!
Tifa: Nope! So, tell us what we need to know, or...
Cloud:...or I'll give you a blowjob!
Tifa and Aerith: !?!?!?
Don Corneo: well, if that's the case, then I won't tell <_< >_>
Tifa and Aerith: !?!?!?!?!?
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Old April 9, 2008, 3:32 AM   #40
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Tifa: Which one do you want? The Long one or the thick one?
Yuffie: The Thick one!
Aeris: Yuffie, you have a strange taste of lollipops!
Yuffie: We were talking about LOLLIPOPS?
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