Hojo: i've injected myself with stem cells...here...are my...RESULTS!
Cloud: Hold it!
Hojo: ?/?
Cloud: Me and all of AVALANCHE are against the research into stemcells and object to them being used on a religious, mortal basis.
Hojo: So...what are you saying?!?
Cloud: I'm saying that, to please the censorship community, we are gonna censor you and this whole scene!
Hojo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! So gangraping gay wrestler is okay but this isn't? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Cloud holds up forkful of meat to Priscilla* Come try it! Dolphin meat is good for you!

*Tifa lying on the floor after Sephiroth slashed her and Cloud arrives* Cloud...I knew you'd home too late you fucker. I'm gonna die and it's all your fault.

Cait Sith: Hey guys, mind if I join yer party?
Cloud: Aren't you with ShinRa?
Cait Sith: What?! How did ye ever get that idea?
*Turks walk buy*
Reno, Rude and Elena: Hey Reeve.
Cloud: ...
Cait Sith: ...
Cloud: Okay you can join the party. I mean, it's no more obvious this time than it was originally.

Yuffie: T-Tifa!
Tifa: *smacks her* Bitch, where's my Mateira?!

*lid flies off Vincent's coffin* Who dare disturbs my slumber?
Cloud: Me. Cloud Strife.
Vincent: Stupidest. Name. Ever. *lid goes over the coffin again*
Cloud: ...
*lid flies off coffin*
Vincent: You're still here? What do you want?
Cloud: IWe're looking for Sephiroth.
Vincent: He's right over there. *points to room straight ahead*
Cloud: What?
Vincent: Sephiroth is in the room just over there, numbnuts. Now stop talking to me.
*lids goes back on coffin*

*End of the Game - Red XIII and his children appear. They then are promptly shot*
Hillbilly: We's gonna be eatin' dog tonight, youngin'!

That directed at me? It was Pure Win I'm afraid.

oh.. fail was it.. and what was so funny about yours... nothing funny there im afraid.. its juz wrong.. are u gay or somthing.

EDIT: Please dont call other members gay. Thank you. ~SS~

Woot!


Dyne: I...I can't be with my daughter. I can't go to her.
Barret: Why not!?
Dyne: Um, HELL-O! I've kinda ya know, SNAPPED? As in, I'm effin' NUTS?? Do I have to shoot you to get it through your head?
Barret: I don't understand!
Dyne: Oh for #$*%'s sake!! *starts shooting Barret*

*end of the game*
Little Girl: ? The Flower Girl? *goes to look out window*
Aeris: That's right! Now watch as I shoot this large stream of green liquid at Meteor to destroy it!
Cloud: ...I-I'd like to see that....

Zack: Shit! The ShinRa Guards are everywhere!
Cloud: ..u-ughhhhH!
Zack: Well, peace dawg. I'm out! *runs away*
Shinra Guards: Look! A helpless man!
Guard 2: Let's kill him1 *pumps Cloud full of lead*

*when Cloud is giving Sephiroth the Black Materia at the Temple of the Ancients*
Other Cloud: Stop you retard! Don't give him the Black Materia or we'll all die! I warn you, one step closer to that crappy villain and I'll tell everyone the things you did when you were watching Tifa! Oh, I know! I am YOU after all.
Cloud:*after handing the Black Materia to Sephiroth* But...I didn't do anything when I was watching Tifa.
Other Cloud: That's the whole point!

Heidegger: I really do have a stupid laugh...
Scarlet: Me too.
Heidegger: Anyway. *gestures to the Proud Clod* This giant robot is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Cloud: Destroying planets is insignificant next to the power of Emo.
Heidegger: This thing can't destroy a planet. It probably couldn't destroy the house made of straw that the first little pig built.

*after the fight with Bizarro Sephiroth, as the fight with Safer Sephiroth starts*
Tifa: Whoa..are we in Heaven?
Barret: It sure does look like it. Where's St. Peter?
*Safer Sephiroth suddenly appears*
Yuffie: Y-you're not St. Peter!!


*Sephiroth impales Cloud in the Nibelheim Reactor*
Sephiroth: Bugenhagen never told you what happened to your father.
Cloud: H-he told me enough. He told me this was a lame Star Wars reference joke.
Sephiroth: No Cloud, I- uh...well yeah.
Cloud: Blah blah blah. Noooo this can't be and yada yada yada. Can I throw you in the Mako Reactor now?
Sephiroth: I don't know. Is that what happens in this version? I get so confused.