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Colonel Volgin vs. Tifa Lockheart
Old April 22, 2008, 9:03 PM   #1
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Colonel Volgin vs. Tifa Lockheart

The Colonel likes beautiful women.
He especially likes hurting beautiful women.
Is Tifa his new bitch?

Just a small sample of what the Colonel of Snake Eater can do...
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Old April 22, 2008, 9:14 PM   #2
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I don't get what Tifa has to do with this video, or why the video is in a FF section
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Old April 22, 2008, 9:48 PM   #3
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Tifa's nobody's bitch D=< If anybody's the bitch, then they're Tifa's bitch.
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Old April 22, 2008, 9:54 PM   #4
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Lolwhut? Tifa probably wouldn't be Volgin's, or my type.
Random thread, or what?
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Old April 22, 2008, 10:01 PM   #5
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Random thread is VERY random.
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Old April 22, 2008, 10:07 PM   #6
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This gives me an idea for another thread...
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Ugh, I thought you were through making these ludicrous threads.

Anyway, Tifa would pwn the shit out of Volgin, that guy was a wimp. All she'd have to do is cast lighting on the tank treads then beat the crap out of him.
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Old April 23, 2008, 1:31 AM   #8
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A wimp?
He rip through tank armor and survive RPG-7 rounds...
Hell, being struck ay actual lightning didn't do more than stagger him.
But Tifa's fists are gonna do him in?
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Old April 23, 2008, 1:41 AM   #9
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lol But you do know that the lightning materia can destroy machines, right? If Tifa has maxed that out, she could destroy those machines in a heartbeat with the lightning materia, and then she'd proceed to just use her spectacular martial arts skills and beat the living shit out of Volgin. So yeah, I'd say Tifa wins.
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Martial arts skill can only do so much.
Especially when your opponent is stronger and more durable than you and can fire bullets at a whim with just his hands.
She has speed on him but not much else.
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