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Where is the Great Wall of China?
Some people have asked me some dumb-ass questions in my time. the best ones Ive had are:
"Wheres the great wall of china?"
to which i said its in china strangely enough.
"oh i thought it was in wales"
others I've had were "what colour are red squirrels?" and the best quote Ive ever heard was "just because Ive got a lower IQ doesn't mean I'm less intelligent"
Any more gems of stupidity?
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"Who's George Bush?"
"Whats the difference between Conservative and Labour?"
"How do you use a petrol pump?" (they had just literally came back from passing driving test and they had to ask a none-driver how to fill up a car....)
"I like it how Potatoes taste like Chips"
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I'll admit that I don't fully know how to use a petrol pump myself, since I've never had to fill my car up yet. I just don't drive the car if it needs filled up so I don't have to pay.
I doubt it'd be hard though. Just pull the trigger?
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"I thought Sunflowers and Dafodills were the same thing?"
(Woman at McDonalds Drive-Thru) "Sorry, we don't do bacon rolls anymore but can I interest you in a roll on bacon?"
Surely the latter means you have a slice of bacon and then you just sit a roll on top, no?
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I'll admit that I don't fully know how to use a petrol pump myself, since I've never had to fill my car up yet. I just don't drive the car if it needs filled up so I don't have to pay.
I doubt it'd be hard though. Just pull the trigger?
Pretty much the gist of it yes. Poor lass needed help placing the pump aswell. And then nearly got us killed going down a one way street the wrong way and over the limit.....the phrase "Bloody Women Drivers" comes to mind everytime.
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I'd not get back in that car ever again if I were you.
I just came up with a good one. "Why is it that we [Carlisle Utd] are 17 points clear of Leeds when we've played the same amount of games and we've only won one more where they've drawn?" Forgetting of course that Leeds had 15 points deducted at the start of the season. ><
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Sad thing is I keep going back in it, yet the driving has improved little. Still, rather that than walk through our park to get home late at night
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Where is the Great Wall of China? 
it would be like... There would be a controller with one button and that's it, because they wouldn't want to confuse people.