Where is the Great Wall of China? - Page 6

August 15, 2008, 3:19 PM

I worked at Chick-Fil-A for four years. If there was ever a place I heard some stupid stuff, it was there. But work is usually the best place for stupid-people fodder, especially fast food. =\

I made a mistake once. I was pretty new, and I let the kitchen staff convince me that lemonade was made from just lemon juice and water. "Lemons have natural sugars, here try it". Suffice to say I felt pretty silly afterwards.

As far as customers go, my favorite question is this: "Do you all have hamburgers here?" One guy actually asked for a fish sandwich. I'll reiterate the fact I work at a Chick-Fil-A. If the name doesn't give you a hint, perhaps the fact that the menu is ALL CHICKEN would clinch it. The best part about these bozos is, once I tell them "no" in as non-sarcastic of a way as I can muster, they actually leave the store! It seems that they were in desperate search of a hamburger/fish sandwich, and were determined to get one at a place that only sells chicken. O_O

August 16, 2008, 5:05 AM

"Don't they speak Brazilian in Brazil?"

"France is in England, innit?"

Both from the same girl, she's a diamond though. She asked twins if they had the same dad once, too.

August 16, 2008, 11:52 PM

I was watching tv with my little brother once, and Halle Berry was mentioned. My brother then turned to me and asked 'Jane, have you ever tried Halle Berries?'

Ohhh how i laughedddd.

August 18, 2008, 2:39 AM

1. Find the answer to √2²

Uh...?

August 21, 2008, 9:42 PM

Haha, another classic from my little brother today, I can't stop laughing at him. xD

My sister and I were talking about university stuff and she was showing me some of the accomodation online, and she something about one hall overlooking an orchard. Then, David who overheard came in with 'Yeah.. Like YOU could ever get into Orchard.' I was like '.... Whaaa? Do you even know what an orchard IS?' and then he said 'Yeah... it's the best university in England!' xDD Ohh god, I laughed so much, the fool. xD The way he said it too, like *I* was an idiot.