- I'm Gonna Have to Leave.
- Heil Mein Fuhrer!
- I'm such a turd.
- Simon Cowell
- van "The Man" Nistelrooy
- O.O...boobies...
- Its............
- nothing entertaining seems to be happening today
- The new guy at work
- wtf.......?
- pill poppin animal!
- Those of you with mu number
- Fuck yeah
- David f***ing Beckham
- FFFF trying to tell me something...? o.o
- Sorry to break it to you Bam...
- Yo, Bambi!
- 1337 Jeopardy
- For Poolz...
- Odds of dying
- lol wut?
- What!?!?!?!? #2
- I've been awake for 36 hours
- I've just had the most random day
- So I went to the shop...
- Stupid fred is stupid but....
- JANE! omg
- It's Official.
- The annoying kids in class
- We need to talk
- Hey, Vesper Lynd...
- I have my new kitchen!
- Epic Drum Solo
- Grammar Hospital
- Welcome to...WHO!? >=[
- Oh deary me
- xD
- What!?!??!
- Grrrrrrrr
- I need to go to the shop
- Everyone, quick!
- My flies are down
- Pffft.
- Cup o' tea, guv'na?
- Vacation, bitches!
- i saw someone say obesity was a disease today
- Some of you think Sephiroth is hot right?
- Msn
- Oh shits!
- I have this song stuck in my head, you should too
- Now look at what you've done
- the neighbors
- I've been drunk and stoned for 24 hours and I have a bastard of a hangover
- Attack of the Spice Girls
- Be My Friend!
- The Club of Memories
- to all the New Yorkers on this site
- Brace yourselves...
- Pooley
- For the attention of all you who have my phone number
- Bam uncovered the truth.
- I get these....urges
- You know what I just found out?
- For the attention of the guy who I don't have a decent nickname for
- I'm such a cry baby
- I spent
- Pregnant man... wtf?
- WhoEVER invented
- Explain youself
- Free at last